Now Wallmart has everything.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jo da Plumbr, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor..'

    'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.

    'There's a diagnostic computer down at
    Wal-Mart . Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

    It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a doctor.'

    So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

    He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

    10 seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
    'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'

    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

    Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

    The computer prints the following:

    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    5. If you don't stop jackin off, your elbow will never get better!

    Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

    IGETEVEN New Member

    LOL...:D Good one Jo, I wonder if the new Walmart they are building down the road from me will have that marvelous medical time saver?


  3. WDB

    WDB New Member

    Nice one Jo:D:):D