Now Wallmart has everything.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jo da Plumbr, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor..'

    'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.

    'There's a diagnostic computer down at
    Wal-Mart . Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

    It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a doctor.'

    So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

    He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

    10 seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
    'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'

    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

    Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

    The computer prints the following:

    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    5. If you don't stop jackin off, your elbow will never get better!

    Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
     
  2. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    LOL...:D Good one Jo, I wonder if the new Walmart they are building down the road from me will have that marvelous medical time saver?

    Jack
     

  3. WDB

    WDB New Member

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    Nice one Jo:D:):D