Now this is a Toilet

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Shihan, Apr 21, 2011.

  1. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    OK, I want one of these.
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn3OfkDgEho]YouTube - Kohler Numi Bidet Toilet[/ame]
     
  2. buckhuntr

    buckhuntr Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I'll settle for one that sits about 3-4 inches higher than standard, and always goes SWOOSH when I pull the lever. :cool:
     

  3. doctherock

    doctherock New Member

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    Thats a little much and probably costs to much as well.
     
  4. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    What if I'm in a REAL hurry? You know what I'm talking about. You've walking thru the house unbuckling, unbuttoning, praying that the lid is up and the seat is down because you're hoping you can time the dropping of your drawers with the poopish flow that is sure to come in a timely manor. Does it have an emergency feature for such an occasion?
     
  5. doctherock

    doctherock New Member

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    That is a most excellent and important point.
     
  6. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    You KNOW where you are going to drop the damned remote...........
     
  7. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    It's got a remote.

    It's got a remote.

    It's got a remote.

    and a Bidet.;):D
     
  8. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    What have we come to as a civilization when a toilet has a touch screen remote and costs $6,400...more than some people in other countries make in a year?
     
  9. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    And you can have one in any room and no one will know it's a Toilet. No emergency running to the bathroom, just use the one in the living room.:p
     
  10. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Don't forget the lap Giraffes.
     
  11. mrm14

    mrm14 Active Member

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    When I remodeled my house a few years ago I bought Kohler Hi- Liner toilets. These are the kind of toilets I rembered form the 60's. Good high height. They have a 3" ball valve in them. Even with the 1.3 liter or so limit on tank size I'll have to say they flush like a jet engine going off. Damn good toilet. Have yet to have a back up due to my early AM massive BM's.
     
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  12. WDbeej

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    this, along with reality tv, the Kardashians, and the OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) is why most all third world nations dispise us.
     
  13. Bushman

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    Ummm... I wouldn't want to stink out the dinner guests.
    I think it should have a cone of silence.
     
  14. WDbeej

    WDbeej New Member

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    since it has a remote, will wives be allowed to use it?
     
  15. jayguy

    jayguy New Member

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    Id want to sh"t more if I had that
     
  16. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Opulence. I has it!

    EPICWIN
     
  17. bgeddes

    bgeddes New Member

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    $6,400, no place for reading material and no cup holder for my beer.


    EPIC FAIL....
     
  18. orangello

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    Cool crapper! I didn't see the plunger & tissue though. I'm also fairly certain that i would prefer voice-operated controls to controls that require me to touch something last touched by a person taking/leaving a crap.


    OK, just an FYI, but don't ever get any of the arboreal constrictor snakes as a pet (especially a burmese python left to free-range around your home). They like to drop from elevated positions, including door frames, onto your shoulder, i suppose as a little joke or something.

    How could anyone forget the PLG?