Note to self, AH SH&T

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by bobbyb13, Feb 11, 2009.

  1. bobbyb13

    bobbyb13 New Member

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    Do not leave .22 short in pocket to be thrown in dryer. Tears up wifes drawers. Which gets my A$$ tore up.
     
  2. hillbilly68

    hillbilly68 New Member

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    Not the best way to tear up the wife's drawers. :D

    I always get myself in trouble with gun oil. Women have a built in hound-dog sense of smell when it comes to it, and it always seems to set them off :eek:
     

  3. mr1911

    mr1911 New Member

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    Don't feel bad,.....your not the first to leave a 22 in your pocket,.......probably not the last either:D
     
  4. mr1911

    mr1911 New Member

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    My experience with women is that there are MORE things that set them off, than don't! :mad:
     
  5. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    In the category of "Don''t try this at home", had picked up a small tin of .22 rim-fire TEARGAS cartridges for my cartridge collection. Unobserved by yours truly, one escaped the confines of the tin, and in a break for freedom wound up in the carpet. While struggling to make it's way out of the carpet, it was assisted unwittingly by my lady, running over it with an upright vacuum cleaner. Not only did the primer pop, releasing the tiny charge of CN teargas, but the vacuum effect sucked it into the bag, where it was spread throughout the house in a matter of seconds.

    Do that once, and 30 years later, you will still be hearing about it!:eek:
     
  6. dragunovsks

    dragunovsks New Member

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    My wife hates it when I use Birchwood Casey Gunscrubber, an airisole liquid scrubber. She hates the smell of it, of course gasoline nearly makes her sick.

    Also, we burn trash to save money, I tell her that anything that won't burn (like steel cans and glass) needs to go in a separate bin to be dumped in the trash at her dad's cause he has trash pickup. I went out one night and dumped a bag of paper in the steel barrel light it off and stepped back. She failed to tell me that she had emptied a hairspray can and put it in the trash. It went off while I was putting a straggler in the barrel to burn, nearly blew my hand off and I **** my pants. She came outside because she heard what sounded like a shotgun blast.
     
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  7. Chester

    Chester New Member

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    I don't suppose you have a link, Or better a video.
     
  8. MrKimber

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    I grew up in the sticks and we burned our trash as well in a barrel shot full of holes, and I remember the hair spray cans, wow, they can pop. But the worst was a half empty red spray paint can that was tossed because the spray nozzle broke off. When it went off it made me polkadotted with red dods, they stain you know. :eek:
     
  9. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    This whole thread has made me laugh and after seeing the porkulus bill passed I needed it.
     
  10. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Funny how something like a burn barrel brings back memories! Thanks all!
     
  11. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Yah think about this, CTTango30+ burn Barrel+ Old christmas tree+ hairspray can= some funny ass sheet.

    First off I was about 9 or 10 at the time. I put the trash in the burn barrel and then decide to what yes put the tree in on top of the trash. I figures why not kill two birds with one stone. So I get the long matches out of the shed and head back to the burn barrel with trash then a dry pine tree on top. I didn't know that my sister put her almost empty Aquanet mega can I think it was something like 2 gallons the real tall one. I am trying to light the trash on fire thinking that it would slowly burn the tree. When they say dry pine trees burn fast they mean it. I never did get the trash lit but I got the tree lit. Now picture this a 10 year old cpttango30 with his face within inches of the dry pine tree long fireplace match arms down in the barrel to light the match. Ok I get the match lit and all I hear is a very loud whoush sound and I feel lots of heat on my face. Now within nanoseconds I figure out what I just did. Now the trash is burning and the tree is done. I about cheet my pants I am running for the house and BOOOOOOOOOM the can goes off I hit the deck like I am in a war. My mom comes running out of the house screaming I look up from the ground covered in red dirt and unknown to me no eyelashes eyebrows or bangs. Yes the hair on the front of my face is gone I looked like i dunno know what. Now my mom freeks thinking that the giant explosion that sent flaming trash all over the dry grass threw me to the spot at which I am laying. Between her screaming at me for messing with the burn barrel to the screaming at me to get the hose to put out the fire and the screaming of a mom thinking her son was hurt. This is a real mess now grass on fire me covered in dirt soot and no eyebrows, lashes or much of any hair on my face an front half of my skull.

    We get the fire put out and then she looks at me and says boy you look horriable. Then starts laughing at me so hard she about passes out. I was laughed at for atleast 3 weeks at school after that as well.
     
  12. MrKimber

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    LOL :p Now thats funny!!