No Zombie Apocalypse...

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Trez, Mar 20, 2011.

  1. Trez

    Trez Well-Known Member

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    ive been looking forward to the zombie apocalypse as much as the next guy, but i dont think its gonna happen.....

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20AM-bNqYZM]YouTube - Superhero Creation Myths[/ame]
     
  2. bgeddes

    bgeddes New Member

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    Hold on, I have to adjust my glasses....

    I don't wear glasses, but I know how to tell when they don't fit.

    Oh yeah, he's gonna be the first one eaten by Zombies, so look for him.
     

  3. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    Dude needs to lay off the Red Bull...
     
  4. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    The Debridement Project.

    The wife just read an ingenious story by James Thomas Jeans, called "Nirvana".

    All we need to do is genetically enhance maggots.

    Maggots eat rotting flesh.

    I'm dumping my birdshot and making maggot rounds.
     
  5. Leatherneck1775

    Leatherneck1775 New Member

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    he is the reason other countries hate US. Buzz Kill.
    I think I'll save a maggot round just for him.:D
     
  6. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Is anybody else wondering how the hell this dude was able to find a woman and get married?!?! :eek:
     
  7. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    Screw you guys!!! I thought I made some great points there. Umm errr... I mean I thought "he" made some great points.:D
     
  8. Jesse17

    Jesse17 New Member

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    Dang this computer with no sound !!!:mad:

    Thread marked so I can watch when i get home!:D
     
  9. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    I think Resident Evil hit the nail on the head. It was a man-made virus. If there ever was a reason to fear zombies, it will be man's creation.
     
  10. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    Come on guys. Zombies were people too.
     
  11. mach1337

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    Yeah I will put him down when the zombies start to rise. Common dude how do you go from Zombies to Twinkling vampires!
     
  12. dunerunner

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    I wouldn't waste lead on this guy, I think I can out run him!! :D

    Save the rounds for the real Zombies!
     
  13. Mandy

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    Wow, do people really believe in Zombies?

    get real.........
     
  14. Dillinger

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    You might not have been around long enough to have discovered that the word "zombie" means any of the unwashed miscreants that might show up at your place, wanting your stuff, should a SHTF situation occur.

    The rest of the world calls them 'looters/criminals' or 'government here to help' - See Post Katrina. :rolleyes:
     
  15. Mandy

    Mandy New Member

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    Yep I know about those "zombies" but the "real" zombies are not real :D
     
  16. Dillinger

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    We don't differentiate, alienate or discriminate here at FTF. Anyone that wants anything of ours, and tries to take it by force, is considered a "zombie" and thus is treated as such.
     
  17. oneshot

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    I'm glad to see he finaly made it out of his parents basement. I think thet make meds just for him if he is not afraid of catching superpowers.
     
  18. smokinbunta

    smokinbunta New Member

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    never say never... call me crazy but stories like "I AM LEGEND" make alotta sense to me. medical break threw + some kinda weird reaction between patients and medicine = ZOMBIES!!
     
  19. Jesse17

    Jesse17 New Member

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    Make no mistake...they DO exist!:eek:

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  20. JonM

    JonM Moderator

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    talk about brain dead nerd. if you want to see a zombie just go to any any mall in america and yell "justin beiber sux donkey ***!!" or something along those lines. you will be soon surrounded by a zillion brain-dead zombies in short order.