Next assualt weapon to be banned!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by KJG67, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. KJG67

    KJG67 New Member

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    OREO PUMP GUN!!!!!! Hide your milk!!!!!

    [ame]http://youtu.be/vZj5rMECi7A[/ame]
     
  2. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    Wasting those poor Oreo cookies, the milk is so much in rage!
     

  3. texaswoodworker

    texaswoodworker New Member

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    Holy cow! Those are deadly armor piercing cop killer Oreos. Did you see how they went through that cardboard? BAN THEM. Its for the children.
     
  4. readygirl

    readygirl New Member

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    No.. they gotta ban pressure cookers first, especially the high capacity ones (6qt). But im sure Mayor Bloomturd wouldnt like you being able to buy a whole case of cookies all at once...
     
  5. PSYCHOFREAK3

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    On a side note if you haven't seen some of his other videos check them out. He has made a saw blade thrower, machette launcher, and some pretty wicked slingshots.
     
  6. yazul42

    yazul42 Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That is pretty nifty,,, if it had a straight stock and not the pistol grip to spray the Oreos it would not qualify as an Assault Food Dispenser.
     
  7. langenc

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    A friend pointed out to me the following--

    Why is it when a BOMB is involved it is a BOMBER that is the problem??

    Why then when a GUN is involved the GUN is the problem??

    Ask your leftie friends and try to get an asnwer..
     
  8. AIKIJUTSU

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    Speakin' of pressure cookers, what if the Boston Bomber had used oreo's in his bombs? The wounds would be full of Oreo stuff and the bees and other bugs woulda been eatin' them. Kinda gross.
     
  9. JTJ

    JTJ Well-Known Member Supporter

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    They have to make the bomb or buy them from some secret bomb factory. They can not go to the nearest bomb store or order them on the internet. They are just not readily available to the common law abiding citizen. I am sure Iran would be happy to open up some bomb stores. It would do away with those pesky secret bomb factories located in residential neighbor hoods and put the mad bomb makers out of work. They would have to file for unemployment and welfare. Oops the were already on welfare. Imagine that. The government is paying the terrorists to build bombs and kill people. You can get all kinds of instructions on how to build bombs on the internet.
     
  10. AIKIJUTSU

    AIKIJUTSU New Member

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    I wonder if that guy could make his Oreo gun full auto?
     
  11. bigjim

    bigjim New Member

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    It might be that bombs are already banned and guns aren't.

    Jim
     
  12. MOshooter

    MOshooter New Member

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    Dairy Queen might be interested?
    Just think how much time could be saved making Oreo Blizzards!! :D lol
     
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  13. MattShlock

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    You all are making light of this but that's a high capacity Oreo pumpaction. NOBODY NEEDS 14 OREOS TO BREAK AN AMAZON CARDBOARD BOX!

    We need tagints in the cream.
     
  14. boatme98

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    "These Oreo assault weapons must be taken out of the hands of criminals! No person needs needs an Oreo assault weapon. You don't need 10 rapid shooting Oreos when hunting. If you can't kill a glass of milk with one shot, you shouldn't be hunting."

    Sen. Diane Feinstein :mad:
     
  15. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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