Newbies: FTF Squares Audition

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Oct 28, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Hello newbs, Benning here.

    I have a small history here, I'm creeping up on my first year.

    I earned some cred, and was elevated to supporting member status, where a whole other world of excitement beyond this portion of the forum opened to me.

    What we're looking for are applicants to recieve the same honor, by winning it in our first FTF Squares game.

    Applicants will be vetted in the Bunker, until we find two.

    Beyond that, I'll see if we can muster some sort of giveaway for the winner, as well.

    State your name, and why you should be selected.:cool:
     
  2. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Okay, a supporting membership has been secured.

    I'm still waiting to see about an additional giveaway.

    Sign up now, newbs!
     

  3. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    A second Supporting membership has been secured.

    To anyone who enjoys the site, being a Supporting Member has many additional perks. And there is a whole Knowledge Base of articles exclusive to FTF on everything from interviews to reloading to travel and safety.

    You get to play a game with your forum mates, and if you win, you get a free $15/year membership good for one year.

    How hard is that??

    JD
     
  4. Gus556

    Gus556 New Member

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    I was PM'ed and it was suggested I toss my hat in the ring. So, please accept this as my application.
    Why, you may ask...
    Well, I am well experienced and handy with AR's, Bolt actions, and big bore firearms. I am an avid hunter and I know how to use the land to yield food. I teach winter wilderness survival classes every year for the past 10 years at the regional Boy Scouts of America camp, I also assist in running a youth marksmanship program.
    I am a Paramedic (which is always handy when the SHTF) and have over 15 years experience in Fire and EMS. So I have been in more than a situation or two that required fast thinking and faster action. Currently I am a Union Chemical worker that ensures the safety of 45 people working with stuff that is better left in a tightly closed container in the back of a vault somewhere.
    I believe in America and what it stands for. NOT WHAT it has been perverted into by politicians and those that deal with them who have no idea what normal every day people are forced to endure because of their greed for money and power. I honor those that serve, served, and died so I could live free and enjoy this country how I feel is right for my family and I.
    Oh yeah....I am also funnier than watching a fat kid jump rope. I have a sick and twisted sense of humor (I suppose it goes with my experiences) and I dont take too many things to heart. Overall, I take it just as well as I give it.

    So, you can choose me if you wish OR I could just go back to banging on my keyboard at the folks in the general discussion area. Either way, I am gonna yeep yappin!!
     
  5. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Can you cook? :D

    Jack
     
  6. Gus556

    Gus556 New Member

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    I can on open fire, electric coil, LP, NG, charcoal, and even on high intensity thermal chemical reactions!!:p
     
  7. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    Gus, he's gonna ask you on a date...Be prepared...this is his mating ritual!
     
  8. Gus556

    Gus556 New Member

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    As long as he doesnt expect a kiss on the lips and he doesnt pull my hair, we may be ok. :D
     
  9. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Way to go Jack, by jumping on the newb right away you have frightened everyone off. :p

    Well, except for Gus. That worries me. :eek:
     
  10. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    I think he may be more interested in how you are at pillow biting...:eek:
     
  11. OlPainless

    OlPainless New Member

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    I wouldn't hate to be part of this...

    Why, you may ask?

    Well first of all I can field strip an 870, clean, reassemble, load, aim, and hit 3 clay birdies... in a row... while blindfolded... and patting my head... and rubbing mah tummy. I'll let you guess how I shoulder and pull the trigger. Oh yeah and I’m good at making up BS abilities.

    Seriously though, I can eat and poo at the same time, I know that deserves some recognition.
     
  12. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    I gotta know...How did you find out you have this ability?
     
  13. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Pillow biting?.............

    Jack
     
  14. Gus556

    Gus556 New Member

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    TERRIBLE!!!

    I just lay there and laugh and ask if yer in yet!:D
     
  15. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Sorry Jack, just going with the flow of the thread...:p
     
  16. OlPainless

    OlPainless New Member

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    Try going on a road trip with someone who is extraordinarilly picky about what you can and can't do in his car, and yes, i'm referring to the eating portion of the equation. You'll find out all sorts of neat things about yourself.
     
  17. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    OlPainless and Gus,

    Do either of you own a Kenny Chesney album?
     
  18. OlPainless

    OlPainless New Member

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    Negative.

    And if you see him, tell him to put his effing sleeves back on.
     
  19. yesicarry

    yesicarry New Member

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    I can always rely on this forum for some laughs and education. The pillow biting comment almost made me roll out of my chair.. Wife was cooking and asked what was up.. After telling her, we both laughed our a$$ off...

    As far as FTF squares, I am looking forward to seeing what happens. For myself to enter ? Not... The other members would destroy me in a battle of knowledge..
     
  20. Gus556

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    Hell yeah I do!!:p

    I dont have sleeves on my shirt either!!:D