Prepare for an interactive experience unlike you have ever participated in! Bennysoft has teamed with not so elite military forces to create a gaming experience unlike you have ever seen! You are Private E-2 Michael "Stinky" Bieber, a cherry boy attached to a straight leg Infantry Battalion. You are not Airborne, Air Assault, or Pathfinder. You are not Special Forces, Ranger, or Scuba. No, you are the backbone of the military, and our special "immersion battle pack" will provide you with all you need to enjoy a real life military experience! You get: 1 bag of dog poop and used gym towels! Yes, now you can experience the smell that comes off of you while going through a 30 day field problem with no shower! You'll learn to hate the guy who got to stay in the rear because he twisted an ankle, but he brings out your mail, and you can smell the Irish Spring on him! 1 woodworking rasp! Now you can shave layer upon layer of epidermis off of your feet until they bleed, to simulate that 15 mile roadmarch! 2, yes 2 dead batteries! Pop these bad boys in your controller, watch the screen freeze! I know, you're thinking, "But I can't move or go anywhere, I'm just sitting here!" Right! This is called "Hurry up and wait!" 1 picture of your girlfriend! Yep, she's smoking hot. One week after purchase, you'll recieve.... 1 "Dear John" letter! Yep, your Drill didn't lie, Jody's got your girl and gone! Pre orders are $39.95, and come with an additional Ham and Chicken loaf MRE!!