New TSA Motto's

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by NitroxAZ, Nov 23, 2010.

  1. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    Here are a couple of new mottos for the TSA


    We handle more packages than the Post Office.

    You won't see London,
    You won't see France
    Until we see your underpants.
     
  2. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    TSA- we handle more junk than Sanford & Son.

    TSA- when it absolutely needs to be fondled overnight

    TSA- Where registered sex offenders can use their skills

    TSA- saving you the cost of a Mammogram

    TSA- the pay sux, but the tips are great
     

  3. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat.

    We've handled more nuts than Barney Frank.

    Going west? We're going south.

    We bring repressed memories to life.

    The new TSA card - Every 12 pat downs gets you a free reach around.

    T rained
    S exual
    A ssault

    We make sure your vacation has a "happy ending" before it starts.
     
  4. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    TSA...touching people, changing lives, making new friends and everlasting memories.....

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    LMFAO!!!

    Now that is a god damn classic right there.... LOL
     
  6. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    TSA- We'll touch your junk or your going to jail.
     
  7. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    "We are now free to move about your pants."
     
  8. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    "Is that a pipe bomb, or are you just happy to see me?"