New Survivor Show - Oklahoma Style

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by IGETEVEN, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    New Survivor Show - Oklahoma Style

    Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Oklahoma is planning to
    do one entitled, "Survivor, Oklahoma Style."

    The contestants will all start in Oklahoma City, then drive to Lawton,
    Altus, Weatherford, over to Elk City and up to Guymon. They will then
    proceed over to Woodward, Enid, Ponca City, Bartlesville, and Tulsa.

    From there they will go on to Muskogee, Poteau, Broken Bow, Idabel,
    McAlester, and finally back to Oklahoma City.

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

    "I Love the Dixie Chicks,"

    "Boycott Beef,"

    "I Voted for Obama,"

    "Garth Brooks Sucks,"

    "Hillary in 2012"

    "Only police should have assult weapons"...and....

    "I'm here to confiscate your registered guns."


    The first one to make it back to Oklahoma City alive wins!


    Jack
     
  2. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Love it! Is it yours?:cool:
     

  3. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    If they did that here in California, they'd fit right in and probably elected to office. :rolleyes:
     
  4. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Indeed, this is an original. :)

    Jack
     
  5. gregs887

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    Haha, that made me laugh! Also reminded me of this,

    csi_topeka.jpg
     
  6. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    I will hesitantly take that as a compliment Greg. :)

    Jack
     
  7. gregs887

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    It is. I've only spent a little time in Oklahoma but I must say they are some of the nicest people around.
     
  8. canebrake

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    I see you're keeping them out of Stillwater. [​IMG]
     
  9. Benning Boy

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    I would watch this.

    I believe Survivor is ruined by all the gay crap and tribes and votes.

    I think they should have 10 people go to an island with a knife and a pack of matches, and you leave voluntarily. No votes, no games to win peanutbutter. You want off, you're immediately out of there. Last one standing wins.

    How far would some one get in Ok according to IGETEVEN's rules?
     
  10. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    That would have gave them just enough of a fighting chance with Oklahoma State University being in that town. :rolleyes:
     
  11. canebrake

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    Yea, I spent quite a bit of time in Stillwater at MercCruiser. They built the LT5 ZR1 Corvette motor for us. I never had a bad trip to Stillwater. Eskimo Joe's, El Vaquero, Texas Roadhouse and the Morrison calf fry!

    Great state, and great people! [​IMG]
     
  12. sabot_round

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    It'll be a short show! I don't think they'll make it to Lawton. LOL
     
  13. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    Lawton is a craphole of a little town. The only thing wrong with oklahoma is it's not arkansas. ;)
     
  14. IGETEVEN

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    Hell Goju brother, don't feel left out, we can make them drive through Arkansas too, if that will make you feel better. ;)

    Jack
     
  15. WDB

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    I think it would be a great show, and the grand prize could be almost anything as there will be no winner except for those that tune into the show. I think the finish line should be in Claremore OK at the J.M Davis Museum, home of the largest private gun collection in the world. If you haven't been there it's worth the trip.

    Also change the car to a pink Prius and add the bumper sticker Oil = War and a big peace sign on the hood of the car.
     
  16. IGETEVEN

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    Funny you should mention Claremore and the gun museum, I was just there last weekend with my in-laws. I have been there before, but that place is always awesome, no matter how many times you go.

    Good suggestions there WDM, I don't know why I didn't use the Prius idea, there are not very many around here to remind me, liberals around here are driving Volvo's, for now.

    Jack
     
  17. sabot_round

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    Who are you telling? LOL