New man law

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by cpttango30, Oct 26, 2009.

  1. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Man Law 998: Any man that wears a sequins on any part of his body shall forfeit his man card be kicked in the junk and then beaten by an angry midget for no less than 6 hours.

    Donny Osmond did tonight on DWTS.
     
  2. ktmboyz

    ktmboyz New Member

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    A man that forfeits an hour of his life every week to watch that s*^t should be punched in the junk til it turns black and bleeds
     

  3. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    I would have to agree with ktm here..... :rolleyes:
     
  4. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    Tango, there are easily dozens of people who not only wouldn't recognize Donny Osmond if he fell out of a CH-47 onto the hood of their car, but also don't know what DWTS stands for.
     
  5. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Look My wife watches it. I was surfing FTF and posting here I just happen to see that effing sissy douche bag mom toucher and his hat.
     
  6. OC357

    OC357 New Member

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    I don't watch that crap. Nor do I care about anything going on in "Hollywood" or any of those "Liberache" types.

    OC
     
  7. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    It's your story, Brother. And, I might add, your thread. You aren't getting "artsy" on us, are you?
     
  8. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Man law 999: If your name is Tango, you watch whatever the hell you please. If you think diferent, then you are a d***che. Jmho. :D
     
  9. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    Okay, but you don't VOLUNTEER stuff like watching STDW. :D
     
  10. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    Easy with the "artsy" Gorknoids....the fine arts have made an honest living for me....:cool:
     
  11. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    What exactly do you do?
     
  12. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    I know, and my wife loves the guy and makes me pick up the phone and vote for him every week. Jeezus.
     
  13. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    LOL!!!!! Great point, KTM!
     
  14. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    EXACTLY the same situation at my house!
     
  15. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    The SO sat down with me last night as I was watching a Police Drama, (Durham County), and as I check the guide for what’s on next she sees DWTS. She says “OH turn to DWTS”.
    I said “not a chance”.
    She walked out and is still mad at me.

    TFB.

    Real men don’t watch Donny, with or without Sequins!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    False teaches violin.

    I think there's a huge divide between the fine arts and DWTS.

    I'm also conflicted that our Holiness, the Man-God, Tango, teaches that we should keep our women in line with a severe d**k down if they lip off, but in his own world, he is "forced" into DWTS.

    Give us a sign, my liege.:confused:
     
  17. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    Well, my 9-5 is a graphic designer for a sign shop.

    My love and true skill is as a violinist (and viola too). been playing 21 years
     
  18. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    I'm also conflicted that our Holiness, the Man-God, Tango, teaches that we should keep our women in line with a severe d**k down if they lip off, but in his own world, he is "forced" into DWTS.

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha
     
  19. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Well, come on now. Would he have a problem with Donny sans sequins?:confused:
     
  20. WDB

    WDB New Member

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    Never seen the show but Donny in sequins isn't a strech. Who ever said Donny is a man, he makes metrosexuals look like real men.