New man law

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by cpttango30, Oct 26, 2009.

  1. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Man Law 998: Any man that wears a sequins on any part of his body shall forfeit his man card be kicked in the junk and then beaten by an angry midget for no less than 6 hours.

    Donny Osmond did tonight on DWTS.
     
  2. ktmboyz

    ktmboyz New Member

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    A man that forfeits an hour of his life every week to watch that s*^t should be punched in the junk til it turns black and bleeds
     

  3. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    I would have to agree with ktm here..... :rolleyes:
     
  4. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    Tango, there are easily dozens of people who not only wouldn't recognize Donny Osmond if he fell out of a CH-47 onto the hood of their car, but also don't know what DWTS stands for.
     
  5. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Look My wife watches it. I was surfing FTF and posting here I just happen to see that effing sissy douche bag mom toucher and his hat.
     
  6. OC357

    OC357 New Member

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    I don't watch that crap. Nor do I care about anything going on in "Hollywood" or any of those "Liberache" types.

    OC
     
  7. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    It's your story, Brother. And, I might add, your thread. You aren't getting "artsy" on us, are you?
     
  8. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Man law 999: If your name is Tango, you watch whatever the hell you please. If you think diferent, then you are a d***che. Jmho. :D
     
  9. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    Okay, but you don't VOLUNTEER stuff like watching STDW. :D
     
  10. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    Easy with the "artsy" Gorknoids....the fine arts have made an honest living for me....:cool:
     
  11. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    What exactly do you do?
     
  12. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    I know, and my wife loves the guy and makes me pick up the phone and vote for him every week. Jeezus.
     
  13. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    LOL!!!!! Great point, KTM!
     
  14. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    EXACTLY the same situation at my house!
     
  15. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    The SO sat down with me last night as I was watching a Police Drama, (Durham County), and as I check the guide for what’s on next she sees DWTS. She says “OH turn to DWTS”.
    I said “not a chance”.
    She walked out and is still mad at me.

    TFB.

    Real men don’t watch Donny, with or without Sequins!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    False teaches violin.

    I think there's a huge divide between the fine arts and DWTS.

    I'm also conflicted that our Holiness, the Man-God, Tango, teaches that we should keep our women in line with a severe d**k down if they lip off, but in his own world, he is "forced" into DWTS.

    Give us a sign, my liege.:confused:
     
  17. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    Well, my 9-5 is a graphic designer for a sign shop.

    My love and true skill is as a violinist (and viola too). been playing 21 years
     
  18. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    I'm also conflicted that our Holiness, the Man-God, Tango, teaches that we should keep our women in line with a severe d**k down if they lip off, but in his own world, he is "forced" into DWTS.

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha
     
  19. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Well, come on now. Would he have a problem with Donny sans sequins?:confused:
     
  20. WDB

    WDB New Member

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    Never seen the show but Donny in sequins isn't a strech. Who ever said Donny is a man, he makes metrosexuals look like real men.