Welcome to the club......Surfer huh? I have never been on a surf board- doubt I could stand up on one while in motion. Heck I can't even stand up on solid ground when I'm drinking!
Edit: just kidding- I put the bottle down years ago, never touch it now. But I still stumble around!
Edit: just kidding- I put the bottle down years ago, never touch it now. But I still stumble around!