New Elite Militay Group Forming!!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dunerunner, Nov 14, 2009.

  1. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the:
    United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    Redneck Army.jpg

    These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
    The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

    Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter. :D
     
  2. MichaelG

    MichaelG New Member

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    I've been telling people for years that the best way to hurry the progress in Afghanistan is to let people skip basic training and be sent in.
    Skip the training and skip the heavy gear. Unce unce..

    Hell, I'd do it just for the chance to meet Garth Brooks and get free passes to all of his Vegas shows.
     

  3. slowryde45

    slowryde45 New Member

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    [​IMG]

    So that others may make the day after thanksgiving sale at Walmart....
     
  4. ReeseD951

    ReeseD951 New Member

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    OO OOO Put one on an oversized clay launcher ill pick em off!
     
  5. Kage0113

    Kage0113 New Member

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    LMAO!!!! Where do I sign up?!
     
  6. yesicarry

    yesicarry New Member

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    Looks like one of my family reunions..
     
  7. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I've seen it before but still funny.