New Boobs Means AR for Me - Win Win

Discussion in 'AR-15 Discussion' started by Millerlite, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. Millerlite

    Millerlite New Member

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    Ok, so I've made a few posts about an AR and have read through countless threads.

    Here is my situation..my wife wants boobs (I want her to have them too:p). Using my expert negoiating techniques which are proprietary, I convinced her to allow me equal funds to add to my gun inventory. The first boob quote was $5300, so thats my baseline.

    My current inventory:
    1911 Colt 45 - inherited from Grandfather
    Glock 17
    Remington 870 Camo - My bird gun
    Winchester 308 - inherited (hog,deer)
    Remington 243 - inherited
    Sig Mosquito 22
    Winchester 12 gauge

    So I was thinking about either a really good AR (Select Fire) so I could just buy different uppers??? Not sure thats possible. I do want an SBR with suppressor. I also want an upper 22LR conversion also or buy another for 22LR with suppressor. I also want a good conceal carry firearm (thinking 38special)

    So the question: How would yall spend $5300? Multiple rifles or good lower with multiple uppers? Complete AR first or complete lower and complete uppers? Build from scratch? I do want to build one someday and well as take several good training courses (don't figure into the 5300 lol).

    Looking for advice to what this experience community would do (the old I wish I would have done this concept, or if I only knew then). How to spend the new boob money on AR or ARs?

    Thanks
     
  2. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    OK, first, look up the divorce rate for women who get new boobs. ;)

    Then, go for it, it's brilliant! :D
     

  3. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    I had a buddy who had a similar deal with his wife for boobs & a Harley.

    What is the plan or reasoning for the SBR? In semi-auto, i don't have a real need for one; of course, i have lusted after those Draco AK pistols (no stock).
     
  4. WoodysKJ

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    First thing is a SAFE!!! Take a grand and get a good safe if you don't already have one.
    Next, Bag the SBR for now and the suppressor. ONE toy will eat up the entire 5300.00 or at least a big part of it AND to get the suppressor you will literally have to sign away ALL of your search warrant rights to get the NFA stamp. Class 3 is great, but the first one is a real bitch to get.

    Take part of the 4 grand and buy 2 or 3 GOOD AR's in different configurations. I suggest downloading a STAG catalog and read that in the bathroom for a few days while you dream about the boob job. Scratch that, read the catalog THEN dream about the boob job, must stay focuses here.

    Take the remaining 1300.00+ and buy ammo and start on building a cool, from scratch AR.
     
  5. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    We want pics!! OK, put up some of the guns, too!! :D
     
  6. WoodysKJ

    WoodysKJ New Member

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    I concur, Before and after pics are a must, We must make sure you are getting your money's worth. New Guns and safe pics too.
     
  7. mjkeat

    mjkeat New Member

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    The good thing about breast enhancement is there is a large possibility it'll go wrong and end up costing more. You'll then have room for more negotiations.

    Id go w/ a 12.5" Noveske and an AAC suppressor. Then get yourself a Spikes .22lr complete rifle. Follow those up w/ ammo and mags.

    The Noveske and suppressor will more than likely leave you w/ just under 2k. The Spikes .22lr will take almost 1K. Leaving 1K for ammo and mags. Thats 2k of good brass and a few PMags.
     
  8. mjkeat

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    You can also substitute a KAC SR-15 for the Noveske. The KAC is beautiful, extremely functional, and brings w/ it an unmistakable allure for most shooters.
     
  9. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    A thread topic about boobs and guns and no pics of either? :confused:


    Ban him!!! :mad:




    :p
     
  10. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Ban!Ban!Ban!
    :p
     
  11. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    A little to much information for me...:confused:
     
  12. Millerlite

    Millerlite New Member

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    LOL..

    I bought a safe 5 months ago, went with Fort Knox. So thats out of the way and not part of the budget.

    Ya'll crack me up, but still would like some good feedback on how to divide up the $5300.
     
  13. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    Ummmm $2,650 each. :cool:

    Scubie
     
  14. WoodysKJ

    WoodysKJ New Member

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    Seriously, Bag the NFA stuff. I would get a few more AR's and other toys under my belt before I let the FBI and the BATF in my house to inspect it and have them bug my neighbors and friends.
     
  15. Millerlite

    Millerlite New Member

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    So to clarify the boobs are for my wifes self-esteem. 2 kids and she wants them back to normal.

    My neighbor has an SBR and i really like it. I hear you Woody but I don't want to miss out on the budget now and would like to own a suppressed AR. If I wait I might not ever spend the money (life and wife lol). But that's some good feedback

    From a lot of post I'm hearing noveske, daniels defense, stag, or spikes. If I went with non class 3 AR what would be your dream setup? Upper , lower, trigger, stock, optics, etc?
     
  16. JonM

    JonM Moderator

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    of course we are going to need pics of the new boobs or it didnt happen and a "range" report!!

    seriously tho. for a select fire M16 your looking at 15-20000$. however... with a NFA select fire registered lower you dont need a SBR stamp for the short barrel on the full auto lower.

    5300 is a very good start for saving towards one. maybe she needs "better" boobs!!
     
  17. Millerlite

    Millerlite New Member

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    Damn 15-20k. Ok That's not happening. I assume u mean that's for complete rifle cuz who's selling just a lower? Pushing me to do one really nice AR dressed out
     
  18. JonM

    JonM Moderator

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    you can find just a lower and my quote is for colts. i wouldnt drop that much on a conversion or a non-colt. but yeah you can find find just lowers ive seen em for as low as 9k$ but they dont come around often. its taken me a looooooong time to save for one. i kept spending on other toys *sigh*

    but its tax time and i got some little extra and i tend to buy guns with extra money as i like em better than gold. guns wont drop in price most of the time if your buying quality. shtf people need real things and you cant eat gold, cant hunt with gold etc.

    anyway my recomendation is save up. nothing says fun like loading up a 50rnd black dog drum and cranking away with full auto 22lr. im looking forward to my first range time when the papers are done.
     
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2011
  19. fireguy

    fireguy New Member

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    I'm not clear here.....how many guns do you have now?

    Don't you think you should think about getting extra boobs instead?
    Just a thought. Twice the fun!
     
  20. mjkeat

    mjkeat New Member

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    KAC SR-15 (5.56), a Spikes (.22lr), ammo and mags. That simple.