My Thanksgiving prayer

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by lonyaeger, Nov 24, 2009.

  1. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    "Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take the time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR, as we call him. And of course my red-hot smokin' wife, Carley, who is a stone-cold fox."
     
  2. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    You forgot

    AMEN
     

  3. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    "Dear 8lb, 6oz baby Jesus."

    :D

    I think God had to be rolling at that one.
     
  4. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth.
     
  5. Ubergopher

    Ubergopher New Member

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    What'd you kids do today?

    We threw Chip's war medals off the bridge!
     
  6. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.