My Christmas Poem

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Dec 3, 2008.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    My family was sleeping, cause I tend to bore them
    Chatting all night on the firearms forum

    Questioning Dillinger, still on the fence
    About the best shotgun for home self defense

    Was just drifting off, when I heard a noise
    A tall lanky figure, and some of his boys

    The shadows obscured him, but the worst of my fears
    No shadow could hide those two big-@$$ ears

    "The reason I've entered your house with such stealth
    Is to redistribute all of your wealth!"

    The room was still dark, He needed no lights,
    His eyeballs were glowing like Tritium sights

    "Do not be alarmed! I know it seems strange
    I'll take all your money, but leave hope and change!"

    Just when it seemed hopeless, an angel appears
    Frightening him out of his two big-@$$ ears

    "It's okay now, Benning, there's no need to hide
    I'm here now with you, and Chuck Norris outside"

    Her lipstick shone brightly, my country she'd save
    She'd keep me from being a Communist slave

    Twas then I awoke, with a pain in my head
    I'll lay off of Gin before I go to bed

    As I turned off the light, a still registered voter
    In the distance I heard a snowmobile motor

    Happy Holidays everyone.:eek:
     
  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    *literally laughing out loud and clapping his hands in his cubicle*

    That was awesome! Thanks for that... Palin & Chuck Norris. "F"ing Brilliant!!

    +100 :D

    JD
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I am humbled Mr.D. Thank you.:)
     
  4. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    I still say you can't go wrong with a good 870 or a Mossy 500. :D

    Cleverly done sir - well played.

    JD
     
  5. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    Good stuff. Did you write that whole thing?
     
  6. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Yes sir. Got inspired with the Christmas thread in the political section. Hope everyone enjoys, maybe Sarah will see it.:D
     
  7. falseharmonix

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    LOL, quite literally :D

    I had a weird dream about dear leader-elect last night....sure glad I woke up....
     
  8. sgtdeath66

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    that was pretty darned good, bravo, bravo
     
  9. sgtdeath66

    sgtdeath66 New Member

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    keep'em comming bro, we need good laughs
     
  10. gorknoids

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  11. Mark F

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    wonderful, and quite creative!
     
  12. Mark F

    Mark F New Member Supporter

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    +10 for Mossy 500's...
     

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  13. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Bumped for the holidays, it's a year old, and yet more timely than ever.
     
  14. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Can't believe it's been a year! Good to see ya back!
     
  15. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Like the wind, I am never far from you.
     
  16. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    You missed me, didn't you?
     
  17. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    In the worst way.:eek:
     
  18. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    Very Chesney-esque....
     
  19. canebrake

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