MSDS: Woman

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  1. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
    *WOMAN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS*


    ELEMENT: Woman
    SYMBOL: Wo.
    DISCOVERER: Adam
    ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 165lb but known to vary from 100 to 550lb.
    OCCURENCE: Copious quantities throughout the world.

    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
    Surface usually covered with painted film.
    Boils at nothing, freezes with reason.
    Melts if given special treatment.
    Bitter if incorrectly used.
    Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
    Yields to pressure applied at correct points.

    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
    Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, platinum & Precious Stones.
    Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
    May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no good reason.
    Insoluable in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol.
    Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

    COMMON USES:
    Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
    Can be a great aid to relaxation.
    Very effective cleaning agent.

    TESTS:
    Pure speciman turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
    Turns green when placed beside a better speciman.

    HAZARDS:
    Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
    Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

    HANDLE AT YOUR OWN RISK
     
  2. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    If they would have taught that in science class I wouldn't have had to learn all of it the hard way.
     

  3. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Thanks for the heads up Shihan, I forwarded that on to our Safety Compliance officer so all field personnel could be updated ;)

    Funny stuff :D
     
  4. RugerShootinGal

    RugerShootinGal New Member

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    Oh yeah that's real smart funny stuff Shihan!!:mad:
     
  5. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Where's the PPE info? All MSDSs come with PPE info.
     
  6. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I'm tellin' ya........let me know if you need any help!!
     
  7. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    that was spot on
     
  8. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I need help.:D
     
  9. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I'll say!! :rolleyes:
     
  10. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Available at any drugstore, mini-mart or from those machines in any mens room for a quarter! :D
     
  11. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    As my shirt shows, Headphones work.:D
     

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