MSDS: Men

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by winds-of-change, Nov 13, 2010.

  1. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.



    MSDS-MEN

    Hazardous Materials Information Sheet : MEN

    Element: Men
    Symbol: BS
    Discoverer: Should be shot
    Atomic Mass: 70 kg (without Ego), 1000 kg (Ego included)
    Occurrences: Found just about anywhere women are.


    Physical Properties:
    • Surface covered in hairy coat
    • Displays signs of spineless puppy dog when properly whipped by a experienced woman.
    • Hardens very easily, but softens at nothing.
    • Sweet only when necessary, otherwise generally very bitter.
    • Found in only one state : Horny
    • Yields to just about anything with open legs.

    Chemical Properties:
    • Has a great affinity for bimbos and remote controls.
    • High Grade specimens spend great quantities of expensive substances.
    • Inability to think with more than one organ at a time.
    • Attracted to just about anything, but sticks to nothing.
    • Most powerful self-esteem reducing agent known to woman.

    Common Uses:
    • Has not yet been discovered.
    • Some usefulness has been found when dealing with household appliances, but usefulness is extremely limited.
    • Occasionally useful in bedroom, but only when given explicit instructions.

    Tests:
    • Becomes extremely competitive when grouped with several other specimens.
    • Pure specimen becomes an a**h*** when saturated with alcohol.

    Hazards:
    • It is extremely difficult to keep one of these. A trained expert can resort to various tricks if necessary.
    • It is illegal to posses more than one, but why would anyone want even the one they have?
     
    Last edited: Nov 13, 2010
  2. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    You forgot that: a permit and specific training should be acquired prior to possession, use or acquisition or said possession! :D
     

  3. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well Played, Ma'am, Well Played.:p
     
  4. Sh00tnButt

    Sh00tnButt New Member

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    :D:D:eek: .. ouch!! ..
    have to send these to my ex wives .. yes plural ..
    sense of humor and loves guns .. what more can you ask for in a woman? .. :)
     
  5. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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  6. Davyboy

    Davyboy New Member

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    I bow to your superior logic :rolleyes:
     
  7. kyleytxrialover

    kyleytxrialover New Member

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    owwwwwww weeeeeee we have a winner:D;)
     
  8. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    I dunno about all that.

    I cook (Rather good if I do say so myself)
    I clean
    I take care of the kids
    I am handy around the house.
    and I am one hell of a shot.
     
  9. hunter Joe

    hunter Joe New Member

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    Hey, I resemble those remarks. Nows where's all the broads?
     
  10. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    It's a joke, Tango, just a joke. I just had to post something in retaliation to the "MSDS: Women" thread. I must admit there are many wonderful men in this world.
     
  11. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    That's right WOC... and don't you forget me !! :D

    Scubie
     
  12. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    How could I ever forget about you? Of course I wouldn't.
     
  13. Neophyte1

    Neophyte1 New Member

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    very good :)

    Ma'am; I enjoyed that haha; ''you'' :) are special :) haha

    not only ''cute''; quiet astute :) piece :eek:
     
  14. Glasshartt

    Glasshartt New Member

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    My, my, rather full of yourself aren't you??
     
  15. Glasshartt

    Glasshartt New Member

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    WOC,

    I love it, very well played.
     
  16. RugerShootinGal

    RugerShootinGal New Member

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    Winds I LOVE IT!!!!! That is awesome you are the one to keep him on his toes LOL!!!!:D