Moving to Mexico! ! !

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by diggsbakes, Oct 20, 2009.

  1. diggsbakes

    diggsbakes New Member

    For those Americans that haven't read this one yet:

    Dear Mr. President, Senate and House of Representatives:

    I'm planning to move my family and extended family (18-20 mouths)
    into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

    We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S.
    into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

    We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
    immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things
    the same way you do here.

    So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on
    my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

    1. Free medical care for my entire family.

    2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
    need, whether I use them or not.

    3. All Mexico government forms need to also be printed in English.

    4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking
    (bi-lingual) teachers.

    5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

    6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at
    their school.

    7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

    8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access
    to government services.

    9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to
    purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to
    learn local traffic laws.

    10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
    their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car
    has at least one English-speaking officer.

    11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U.S. flag decals
    on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
    complaints or negative comments from the locals.

    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or
    have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

    13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely
    nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, or about the
    strain we might place on their economy.

    14. Please start putting up billboards in English that advertise for government jobs.

    15. Be sure to add a "press 1 for English" option on all of their phone services.

    16. If the occasion arises that I ever get caught doing anything illegal, I cannot be deported even though I'm not a citizen.

    I know these would be an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

    Thank you so much for your kind help.


    Jack Schitt

    US Citizen & Taxpayer
  2. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

    All I can say is this.

  3. OlPainless

    OlPainless New Member

    Diggs... you must live in SW Denver.
  4. wst tx hunter

    wst tx hunter New Member

    holy sh*t ,couldnt have written a better letter myself.You forgot the free credit card to buy groceries at the cost of all the honest,hardworking taxpayers.
  5. Jusselin

    Jusselin New Member

    check this video out....if some one can embed it that would be awesome

    [ame=]YouTube - The Latino Comedy Project's "300"[/ame]