Mother nature..!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Mar 22, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm sitting here and looking out my back window. I got a "Bullie" fat grey squirrel!
    I have suspended my bird feeders from a rope , between two trees cause between bears and other critters , they keep destroying my feeders.

    Now , this feeder is in the middle , some 25ft. each direction and about 20 ft. off the ground. Been watching the critters and thought I had the problem solved.
    On the rope , I got PVC. so when the squirrel walks the rope , it will spin and he will fall Yes..? Well , I got one "Circus Ol-le" squirrel.! :D He walks the rope as far as he can , about 4 ft length of PVC. then jumps on to the roof of the feeder and then bullies all the birds away..! :D One savvy squirrel..! :D

    Well , it is better than the bears , they eat the whole feeder , Eeeek..! :D

    Too Kool..! :)
     
  2. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    Glad to see your "dreaming" again!!:)
     

  3. Sniper03

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    dango,

    You will have to get some pictures of your acrobatic circus squirrel in action!
    They as well as Raccoons are very creative to solve issues and overcome barriers!

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  4. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Ain't no dream friend , real , in the flesh , "Bullie" squirrel..! :D Think I'll call him "Dick Chaney" , the puppet Masterer..! :D

    Never mind..! :)
     
  5. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    OH Yeah , should mention that I got a pulley system in the middle of that rope to let the feeder down to fill it..! One savvy squirrel..! :D
     
  6. yayamamasami

    yayamamasami New Member

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    You sure it was your shoulder and not your head? Or did they just give you some really good drugs? Shouldn't mix those with alkyhol, dummy! Lol :D
     
  7. RUG3R44

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    Sounds like it's time to drag out the ol' .22 and some shorts and TCoB.
     
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  8. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Best of both worlds , the cure and the source , Hooo Yaul..!:).
     
  9. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Just went out to check that the squirrel left something for the birds , EeeK.!
    Snow's up to ma crotch , Yo..! Beautiful though , all white and pure ,(SIGH).!

    Can't wait to shoot ma .45/70 again , makes me smile , on-ward n up-ward slowly , but surely..! Blow that squirrel into lint..! Nah , I'll out smart him..! :D
    Maybe....? :confused::)
     
  10. RUG3R44

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    Shooting a squirrel w/ a .45/70.. Yeah, that would be interesting! :D
     
  11. yayamamasami

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    It's a squirrel. Don't do it! You'll lose!

    As far as the .45/70 is concerned, imagine the pink "poof" that will be left to slowly settle I've that beautiful white snow...
     
  12. orangello

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    A pellet gun probably wouldn't aggravate your injuries, lay those tree rats out. When the bears come to eat the squirrel carcasses, make sure you have enough rat poison in the corpses to kill the bears, preferably slowly. If you don't have rat poison, maybe you could cut them open and put some nails and broken glass in there to help the bears with their hemmroids.
     
  13. yayamamasami

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    What is wrong with you????:confused:
     
  14. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    He just don't like Bears..? :confused: I like watching them , bad a$$ed..! :D
     
  15. yayamamasami

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    Wasn't saying that! Why mess with tree rats with a BB gun? I'd used a 120mm smooth bore with a flechette round on them dang bastards!! I hate them more than he hates bears!!

    For the record, I agree. Bears are seriously bad azzed!!! Especially the Chicago kind!! ;)
     
  16. orangello

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    Most things that roam around assaulting those who cross their paths end up locked up or dead, not celebrated as "natural wonders". The bears seem to forget their place; their place is BELOW us on the food chain. It has been so ever since the first cave man killed a bear with a spear and the other bears didn't start making anti-spearing shields or tactics. They lost, death to the ones too stupid to run from any hint of our presence.


    edit* The squirrels bear a strong resemblance to mini-bears, and I agree they should be dealt with harshly.
     
  17. yayamamasami

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    I couldn't care less about what you think about or do with bears, bro! How can you shoot those tree rats with a BB gun? Use a flamethrower. Call in CAS!! Fire mission!!! Danger close!!! Lasers!!!

    But a BB gun?
     
  18. orangello

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    I am fairly certain that is not humanly possible. If you were diagnosed with a terminal illness, would you consider poisoning yourself in such a way as to make all of your tissues poisonous to anything that might consume said tissues for the sole purpose of using your corpse as bait to poison and kill squirrels? If not, then you aren't there yet.


    My cats deal more torturously with the squirrel menace than I could fathom...tis a beautiful thing.
     
  19. orangello

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    Nothing better than a small, slow projectile for the sloooooow painful kill. :D

    except poison or the jaws of a sadistic predator
     
  20. yayamamasami

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    Slather myself in peanut butter. Fill me with napalm and when I have a bunch of them around me, I'll hit the clacker! Squirrel roast and everyone's invited!! How's that?