Monday Morning Comedy Time......Redneck Pick-Up Lines.......

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by IGETEVEN, Aug 17, 2009.

  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Redneck pick-up lines



    1) Did you fart???....cuz you just blew me away.


    2) Are your parents retarded???....cuz you sure are special.


    3) My love for you is like diarrhea......I just can't hold it in.


    4) Do you have a library card???....cuz I'd like to sign you out.


    5) Is there a mirror in your pants???.....cuz I can see myself in 'em.


    6) If you was a tree, and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.


    7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.


    8) I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.


    9) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.


    10) If you're gonna regret this mornin', we can sleep in till afternoon.


    11) Your face reminds me of a wrench.........every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up !!!!


    12) "Howdy Cuz!" We ain't related my daddy left your Ma'ma ...



    Jack
     
    Last edited: Aug 17, 2009
  2. Hawg

    Hawg Active Member

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    Get your *** in the truck and shutup always worked for me.:D
     

  3. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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    My favorite was, "What would you like for breakfast?"