Mommy getting fat

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  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    When my daughter-in-law six months pregnant with my third child, her three year old came into the room when she was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

    She replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

    "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"
     
  2. M14sRock

    M14sRock New Member

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    Hahaha. Sounds like my daughter!

    One day my wife and daughter were in Costco at the check out line.

    In the line next to them was a woman in a full head to toe black burkha.

    When my daughter noticed her she pointed and yelled at the top of her lungs,

    "LOOK MOMMY! A NINJA!!!!!!"

    My wife says everyone in earshot busted out laughing.

    God I love that kid.
     

  3. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Out of the mouths of babes. :)
     
  4. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Kids can be funny and not even know it. :D

    Jack
     
  5. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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