I have a warning for all of you, and you know who you are, butt-heads who drive down the street while posting on your social media devices. I see it every day, some lame sombich, hiding his or her device below the window, while bobbing and weaving down the street, spending more time looking at his or her lap than out the windshield. One of you is going to run over me. When you do, I am going to put that cell phone someplace that a proctologist will have to probe for hours to find. If you hurt one of my family I may just put you out of your misery. For me, life in prison may only be five years, I can take it. I am quite sincere, and you are forewarned, act accordingly.