Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by IGETEVEN, Jun 22, 2011.

  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Personally, I grew up eating a lot of bologna and Miricle Whip sandwitches, mom was a terrible cook, the woman even burnt spaghetti. :(

    Anyways, I believe a good sandwich is not a sandwich without Miracle Whip, especially on a ham sandwich or a burger. :D

    I will eat mayo if no MW is available.

    What's your poison?
     
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  2. fireguy

    fireguy New Member

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    Grew up with Miracle Whip. Mayo has some use, but it doesn't live regularly in my fridge.
     

  3. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    I'm sorry, can't stand Miracle Whip, love mayo, now I can't eat either! :mad:

    Don't you need a poll for this? ;)
     
  4. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    When I was a kid, we were raised with Miracle Whip. Now, I can't stand it. So it's mayo for me, but not too much.
     
  5. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    A forum god's powers are sometimes simple in nature you know. ;)
     
  6. knfxda

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    What?!? Why is this even a question? Hellman's Mayonnaise, FTW! :D

    Seriously, there are ppl that eat Miracle Whip? It's not even real food. It's a "sandwhich spread". What it is doesn't even have a name, just a description. :eek:
     
  7. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    I don't know what I was thinking.
     
  8. NitroxAZ

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    Best Foods/Hellmans only and it has to be mixed with something else. When I was a kid, our babysitter made the worst sandwiches EVA - Miracle Whip and peanut butter. That vile "sandwich" spread has not crossed my palate since.
     
  9. Gatekeeper

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    I hardly ever use either anymore, but now prefer Mayo when I do.

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  10. freefall

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    Best Foods Real Mayonnaise. Known as Hellemans east of the Rockies. Accept no substitute. Just got home from the land of Miracle Whip.:p We really need a puking smiley.
     
  11. Gojubrian

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    Miracle whip FTW!
     
  12. boatme98

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    This post again?
    Get it through your head-Miracle Whip is NOT mayonaise! :D

    And Gate, I'm thinking you like your turtles with real mayo, eh?
     
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  13. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Again? :confused:

    Your right, Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise...it's much superior, and in a different class of sandwich spreads. ;)
     
  14. boatme98

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    Must have been on another forum, but we went through this once before. :confused:

    To paraphrase Emilio Esteves: "Miracle Whip is the devils lube." :D
     
  15. orangello

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    What? No option for Hummus? :p

    I like real mayo on my egg & cheese sammiches. I have nothing against the other stuff, though, and would use it in a pinch.
     
  16. orangello

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  17. cpttango30

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    Im with lon on this one mw is gross and smells like rotten horse sperm.


    Dont ask how i know i just do.
     
  18. orangello

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    I'm wondering how you know the horse was "rotten".
     
  19. Gatekeeper

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  20. camiller

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    Wow, nice trip down memory lane, got me thinking about the old SNL skits with John Belushi Cheezburger Cheezburger. No Fries!, chips! No Coke!, Pepsi!

    Favorite quick snack when I was a kid, Miracle Whip and bacon bits sandwich.

    Funny, I was raised with my sister, I can't stand her either. ;)

    Old Joke: Whats worse than finding a condom on top when you open a jar of mayo...



















    ... Finding it in the bottom. :eek: