Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by IGETEVEN, Jun 22, 2011.

  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Personally, I grew up eating a lot of bologna and Miricle Whip sandwitches, mom was a terrible cook, the woman even burnt spaghetti. :(

    Anyways, I believe a good sandwich is not a sandwich without Miracle Whip, especially on a ham sandwich or a burger. :D

    I will eat mayo if no MW is available.

    What's your poison?
     
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  2. fireguy

    fireguy New Member

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    Grew up with Miracle Whip. Mayo has some use, but it doesn't live regularly in my fridge.
     

  3. lonyaeger

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    I'm sorry, can't stand Miracle Whip, love mayo, now I can't eat either! :mad:

    Don't you need a poll for this? ;)
     
  4. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    When I was a kid, we were raised with Miracle Whip. Now, I can't stand it. So it's mayo for me, but not too much.
     
  5. IGETEVEN

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    A forum god's powers are sometimes simple in nature you know. ;)
     
  6. knfxda

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    What?!? Why is this even a question? Hellman's Mayonnaise, FTW! :D

    Seriously, there are ppl that eat Miracle Whip? It's not even real food. It's a "sandwhich spread". What it is doesn't even have a name, just a description. :eek:
     
  7. lonyaeger

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    I don't know what I was thinking.
     
  8. NitroxAZ

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    Best Foods/Hellmans only and it has to be mixed with something else. When I was a kid, our babysitter made the worst sandwiches EVA - Miracle Whip and peanut butter. That vile "sandwich" spread has not crossed my palate since.
     
  9. Gatekeeper

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    I hardly ever use either anymore, but now prefer Mayo when I do.

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  10. freefall

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    Best Foods Real Mayonnaise. Known as Hellemans east of the Rockies. Accept no substitute. Just got home from the land of Miracle Whip.:p We really need a puking smiley.
     
  11. Gojubrian

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    Miracle whip FTW!
     
  12. boatme98

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    This post again?
    Get it through your head-Miracle Whip is NOT mayonaise! :D

    And Gate, I'm thinking you like your turtles with real mayo, eh?
     
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  13. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Again? :confused:

    Your right, Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise...it's much superior, and in a different class of sandwich spreads. ;)
     
  14. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Must have been on another forum, but we went through this once before. :confused:

    To paraphrase Emilio Esteves: "Miracle Whip is the devils lube." :D
     
  15. orangello

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    What? No option for Hummus? :p

    I like real mayo on my egg & cheese sammiches. I have nothing against the other stuff, though, and would use it in a pinch.
     
  16. orangello

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  17. cpttango30

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    Im with lon on this one mw is gross and smells like rotten horse sperm.


    Dont ask how i know i just do.
     
  18. orangello

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    I'm wondering how you know the horse was "rotten".
     
  19. Gatekeeper

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  20. camiller

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    Wow, nice trip down memory lane, got me thinking about the old SNL skits with John Belushi Cheezburger Cheezburger. No Fries!, chips! No Coke!, Pepsi!

    Favorite quick snack when I was a kid, Miracle Whip and bacon bits sandwich.

    Funny, I was raised with my sister, I can't stand her either. ;)

    Old Joke: Whats worse than finding a condom on top when you open a jar of mayo...



















    ... Finding it in the bottom. :eek: