Michigan goes to war

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by lonewolf101, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. lonewolf101

    lonewolf101 New Member

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    Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

    "Hello, President Obama?" a heavily accented Yooper voice said. "This is
    Sven, up here at Ollies Bar and Steak House in Bruce Crossing, Michigan.
    I am callin' to tell ya'll that we are officially declaring war on
    ya!"

    "Well Sven," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news!
    How big is your army?"

    "Right now," said Sven, after a moments calculation, "there is myself, my
    cousin Ollie, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from
    Pine's Bar. That makes eight!"

    Barack paused. "I must tell you Sven that I have one million men in my
    army waiting to move on my command."

    "Wow," said Sven. "I'll have to call ya back !"

    Sure enough, the next day, Sven called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is
    still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

    "And what equipment would that be, Sven?" Barack asked.

    "Well sir, we have two 4-wheelers, a snowmobile, and Harry's trail
    grooming machine."

    President Obama sighed. "I have to tell you Sven, that I have 16,000 tanks
    and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to one
    and a half million since we last spoke"

    "Lord above," said Sven, "I'll be getting back to ya."

    Sure enough, Sven rang again the next day, "President Obama, the war is
    still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified
    Ollies ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four
    boys from the coffee shop have joined us as well!"

    Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you,
    Sven, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My
    military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
    sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

    "Oh Lord," said Sven, l'll have to call you back."

    Sure enough, Sven called again the next day. "President Obama! I am
    sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

    Well, sir," said Sven, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat
    over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can
    feed two million prisoners.."

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  3. Overkill0084

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    As a military retiree, I'm not sure how to take this.
     
  4. Sniper03

    Sniper03 Supporting Member Supporter

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    Lonewolf!

    I have seen this before! But it is Great! Odd as it is there is probably some truth in it should they ever attack our Second Amendment Rights or our Freedom!

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  5. lonewolf101

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    I always wonder if the pres. who ever it was would ever declare marshal Law, would the Military ever shoot US Americans? like china did back in the 80's.
     
  6. fmj

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    In a heart beat without second thought!!

    Look to katrina and what transpired there!!

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  7. bkt

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    American troops have fired on and killed unarmed Americans in the past. Why wouldn't they do so again?

    Now, whether or not the military as a whole would go all-in on a fight against the American populace is another matter. There would definitely be a split between those who would put orders above their oath and vice versa.