Merely Misunderstood..?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Mar 18, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well , I am home and back in my custom built bed that I'd built for my wife.
    Just like the dream I'd had , ........almost..! EeeK..! I sit here and gaze out the windows , like in my dream.! Do see all the little birdies gathered around ma feeder , just like in ma dream..! ??? They's all got little picket signs.??:confused:

    Little tiny picket signs..?? "WE DEMAND BETTER SEED",..? WTF..! the little signs are all over..~! "We want "PUMPKIN SEEDS" , "DOWN with UP" , TAR-n-FEATHERS"
    "WE DEMAND BETTER",..............Wow , ungrateful little bastages , Eeeek..!

    By the hundreds , like the "Hitch Kock" movie , EeeK , Birds ...with little picket signs , EeeeK..! Gits ma gun , little un-gratefuls , SEED YOU SAY..? Hows about some little lead seeds Hmm..? :confused:

    I gits a box of "BIRD-SHOT"......(WAR)....AUUUGH..!

    "Dango"..."YO , Dango"..."DAN.......!"Sheeeeeeeeeze...again..? A DREAM EEeek..!.? :confused:

    Tis good to be home........EeeeK..! :confused:.......:D

    Just maybe , It weren't a good idea to drop them two "Viagras" in ma IV bag..? :confused:
     
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  2. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Hell I understand you pretty damn well.
     

  3. texaswoodworker

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    Is that a good thing?









    :p
     
  4. eatmydust

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    A couple Viagra in the ol' IV bag sounds like the never ending nocturnal emmission!!:eek:

    Or

    One helluva weekend!!:D
     
  5. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ONE HELLUVA WEEKEND , no doubt........!! :D + no need of IV tri-pod..! :eek:
     
  6. willshoum

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    Martin Luther King...............

    WTFYO.................That there's is what I'd call a fricking night mare.................:eek:
     
  7. texaswoodworker

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    just remember to call a doctor if the effects last more than 4 hours. :p
     
  8. eatmydust

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    Three points of contact is always better than two! Dang tripods!!
     
  9. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That would be a good thing..! The first of many a step , perhaps a peek outside the box..! A hint of the perspectives of others , beyond the reflection
    the mirror offers..! Eeeeek..! :D
     
  10. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Rooted , I like to think.! :D
     
  11. eatmydust

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    I thought that was called yer teen years.......oh, you said four hours, not four years!!:D
     
  12. eatmydust

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    DAMN RIGHT yer ROOTED!!
     
  13. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I was shooting for 5 , but we shall see..! :D

    Might have to switch to "Full-Synthetic" Lubricants...? :confused: :D
     
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  14. eatmydust

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    Have mercy on her soul..............if not other parts of her being!

    And may I suggest Duralube!!:eek:
     
  15. willshoum

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    tongue oil................???????????????????????????
     
  16. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^^.......................................:D
     
  17. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well , I think it's time to do a mobility check.! I want to somehow , target shoot!
    I don't have to go far , actually , just to my back porch.Hmm. ! This is possible.!

    Even got mt own built in gun rest.! This contraption may have some advantages! I'm gonna see if I can motivate to the porch..! :D Just ...30 9mm. down range , yeap , gonna see right now..! See Yaa in a bit..! :D
     
  18. trip286

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    Did you have another accident? What the hell has had you laid up?
     
  19. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^ :D....................:eek: A man after my own image..! :D
     
  20. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well , in a nut shell..! I skied into a embankment head first..! I'd skied this place some sixteen years and knew this trail well , so I thought..! Eeek..!

    Some-one , for the sake of drainage or whatever had altered the terrain..!
    With the assistance of a 100+ lbs. pack , I saw the wall coming off a blind turn
    , but could really do nothing about it. Too much speed and weight.! I crushed seven vertebra in my cervical spine with a major concussion.

    I went from technically dead , to coma , to here the hell I am..! :D
    Been going on two years now , but am glad to BE..! :) I'm almost there and all the doctors beam with pride in there handy work , truly a miracle and I know it!

    All is well and I hope to be back to work by summer..! Running out of money and love what I do for a living , a passion that I really do love..!
    I'm Back..! :D Is also good to be the KING , I can't get fired..!
     
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