Men are Deep Thinkers!

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  1. Sniper03

    Sniper03 Supporting Member Supporter

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    I receivied this from a friend today and he has a point! LOL!:D

    What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

    My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

    Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

    Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here’s the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never ever hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

    I rest my case. Time for another beer.:p
     
  2. therukh

    therukh New Member

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    Now, that's deep... lol
     

  3. Steel_Talon

    Steel_Talon New Member

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  4. Ez2b

    Ez2b New Member

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    Lol . A lot of good reasoning there . Leaves one to think huh
     
  5. Alpha1Victor

    Alpha1Victor New Member

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    You do have a point lol
     
  6. jjfuller1

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  7. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    if my wife wanted to have a baby, i'd have myself kicked in the nuts!:eek:

    time for some serious thinking now.:p
     
  8. yazul42

    yazul42 Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    My wife asked me what I was doing today,, I said nothing,, she said I did that yesterday, I told her I wasn't finished.
     
  9. sofatater

    sofatater New Member

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    I was about to respond, but I'll have to give it more thought...
     
  10. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I thought 15 inches on this matter . My skull is 7 1/2 diameter ! Now , that,s deep ! :D

    Oh , you can have another baby , forget the kick ! :eek:
     
  11. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    well Dango i was fixed many years ago! if my wife comes up pregnant, she has some explaining to do!:eek:
     
  12. KG7IL

    KG7IL Active Member

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    I would never choose the kick in the nuts, but it's happened more times than my wife's been pregnant.
    Something is just wrong with these numbers. . . just plain wrong.
     
  13. WebleyFosbery38

    WebleyFosbery38 New Member

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    That joke is perfectly "dead nuts on"!!!!!

    My wife says Im doing nothing, I call it Postulating. Then I say something like "Doing is an action word, I cant be doing Nothing, that would be an Oxymoron!". Wife says I do Nothing better than just about anyone she ever knew. Then I say, "your correct and it does take practice and leave the morons out of the discussion!" 20+ years of wedded Bliss!
     
  14. Donn

    Donn Active Member

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    There's not much good about getting older, but not having to worry about that "I'm pregnant" thing is one of them.
     
  15. Airborne1

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    03, your exactly right. I read that to my wife and she even agreed.
    Daaaaammn your good!