Manly Jobs

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    I work in the Medical Field.

    The Village People represented cops, the miltary, construction, outlaw bikers, cowboys, and Native American Chieftans.

    The Village People were gay.

    There were no Village People in the medical field, which means my profession is too gay to warrant recognition by a 70's disco group.

    Understand, I'm not knocking the groups that were recognized. I think these jobs were the epitome of macho. But maybe there is something manlier.

    I want to work one week in the manliest job there is. Something so awesomely manly that I can throw it out there in a bar, and men will tremble and women will swoon.

    I could even take vacation from my weak @$$ job, just to be a bullfighter or a Texas Ranger for a week.

    So what is the consensus?
     
  2. matt g

    matt g New Member Supporter

    3,865
    0
    0
    Diamond drilling:

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    Okay, pretty manly. I would have thought diamond drilling would have had much smaller equipment.

    How do you know you're not destroying some Hope Diamond with drills that big?
     
  4. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

    9,663
    2
    0
    I've always wanted to spend a season as a crab fisherman in Alaska. Now that I'm married my wife has killed that idea.

    I too work in the medical field and my job makes me feel like a woman. A fat, unattractive, unwanted woman.
    If I didn't have a woman to support I'd go back to being a mechanic or something I actually enjoyed.
    I'm currently completing my package to apply for the highway patrol class of 2010. At least I can carry a weapon!
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    So kinda like CHiPs, but in NC. Okay, manly.
     
  6. Seadog75

    Seadog75 New Member

    51
    0
    0
    I use to cut down trees for a living. I didnt consider myself a lumber jack like on the tv shows but still cool. Would run my Husquervarna chain saw all day. Could time how long I had worked, 45 minutes at a time before a refill. Loved that job. Time flew.
     
  7. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    Tree felling. Beats medicine. Hmmmm....
     
  8. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

    9,663
    2
    0
    Join the USMC! I spent three years with them. Even the women are men!

    all except this one Marine I served with. HOT!! only hot Marine I've seen. She was tough too, into martial arts. Maybe I can dig up some pics...
     
  9. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

    19,847
    3
    0
    Relatively manly...I was a journeyman carpenter most of my life.

    Manly...How about coal miner? Working on an oil rig? Demolitions expert? Special Forces?
     
  10. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

    13,934
    3
    0
    Running one of these is rather manly.
    Cat D10 Carry dozer.
    [​IMG]

    I ran these

    Cat 621G Scrapper
    [​IMG]

    Cat 345 Track Hoe
    [​IMG]

    Cat 963 Track Loader
    [​IMG]
     
  11. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

    13,934
    3
    0
    Cat D8
    [​IMG]

    Cat D7
    [​IMG]

    Cat 140G Motor Grader
    [​IMG]

    A Military M920 MET (Med Equipment Transport)
    [​IMG]
     
  12. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

    13,934
    3
    0
    Cat 815 Soil compactor.
    [​IMG]

    Oh and these too

    MS 880 STIHL Magnum with a 36" bar
    [​IMG]

    Husqvarna 395XP
    [​IMG]



    I have also ran a bunch of little stuff like bobcats and backhoes. Smooth Drum asphalt rollers.
     
  13. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    Okay, but what is considered the manliest dozer? The one the other dozer guys look at and say "Now there goes an operator!":confused:
     
  14. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

    4,492
    0
    0
    How about a crane operator. Hell you have to be some kind of man just to get to your office every morning..


    [​IMG]
     
  15. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
  16. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    I'm kinda looking for the next level.

    Director: Okay, Mr. Norris, we need you to leap from the helicopter, hit the pit, and cushion your landing on the mountain lion in the pit with you.

    Chuck: Where's my stunt double, Benning Boy?

    Stunt double for Chuck Norris is pretty f*****g manly.:cool:
     
  17. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    Hot babe in bar: What happened to your arm?

    Benning: Ah, got a little scratch harvesting cobra venom at work today.

    Babe: Can I buy you a drink?

    Benning: Nah, it interacts with the venom and interferes with my ability to make love like Superman.

    Babe: I'll get my coat.

    See, manly.:D
     
  18. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

    8,358
    4
    0
    Stunt double is probably the most manly and exciting job on the planet. Go for it Benning. ;)
     
  19. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    I like the cut of your jib. I will allow you to be the stunt double to the stunt double to Chuck Norris.

    Chuck: So it's a flying sidekick through the windshield of that bulldozer full of cobras. Got it, Benning?

    Benning: No problem, Mr. Norris. IGETEVEN, can I see you for a minute?
     
  20. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

    8,358
    4
    0
    No not Chuck......Helloooooo Chuck!