Man Takes 2 - Viagra Pills, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down

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  1. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    I read the article was almost spilled coffee all over the keyboard and desk. This is a way to de-moralized the TSA. :eek: :D

    Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down | The Washington Fancy

    Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security.

    “Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”

    Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”
     
  2. dunerunner

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    Laughed at the title of the thread before reading it, then laughed again!!

    Gotta wonder about just how weird people can get though!! :eek:
     

  3. doctherock

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    I have a buddy that just went to Hawaii and he said for the next TSA encounter he will wear a vibrating trojan ring.
     
  4. LONGHAIR

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    That will teach-em.......
     
  5. canebrake

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    Hey, a cheap thrill is better than no thrill! :eek:
     
  6. JonM

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    If your gonna get raped in the @ss by the airlines the.least the tsa can do is give ya a reach around....

    Prolly bout time they offered that service anyway
     
  7. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Oh, mygod! Too funny. I hope he closed his eyes and moaned through the whole pat down. [​IMG]
     
  8. Cory2

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    Thats hilarious, Everyone should start doing that. It should be a regular occurence to have to touch someones penis every time they pat someone down. Who cares what the TSA policies are if they don't have any employees?
     
  9. willshoum

    willshoum New Member

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    Say What......

    His last name wasn't Boener by any chance........:eek::D
     
  10. Glasshartt

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    That wasn't Opaww was it??
     
  11. orangello

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    LOL! A true patriot right there.

    It makes me wonder, how stinky can a person be in public before it becomes illegal? IOW, could a person soak down in skunk scent and take a few trips through a terminal security line?
     
  12. boatme98

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    Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”[/QUOTE]


    What? Did Allbright steal some viagra? Or maybe 'ol Kelvin did something for Allbright.
    Wonder what the wife thought when she heard the old man moaning "Kelvin, Kelvin"?