Man Cereal

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Sep 24, 2010.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    In the vein of the upcoming food war.....

    You are hired by Kellog to create a cereal marketed for men.

    You will also need to include a prize in the cereal, like they did back in the day.

    So a name, ingredients, and prize that fits in the box.

    GO!!!
     
  2. Shooter

    Shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Meat!, meat, more meat.
     

  3. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Oh hell I would just take a good cereal like honey bunched of oats and name it Bullets and Powder.

    The prize would be either a rare cartridge or a nakkid picture of a very hot lady with guns.
     
  4. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    I like the taste of Honeycombs cereal but I think it could use an image makeover. I would use the Honeycomb recipe and reshape them into boobs. Then I would rename the cereal Food of the Gods and the prize would be x-ray glasses.

    :D
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I like what I'm hearing.:D

    Booby Puffs, the cereal that puffs up when you add milk. Now with real bacon!

    Each comes with a real Kel-Tec PA3T part! Collect them all to make your own, and trade with friends!
     
  6. Jpyle

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    Porn Czechs...each tasty bite is shaped like an Eastern European beauty, although the pork and beer taste is a little unusual...:eek:

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  7. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    even betterer! :D
     
  8. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    I want a cereal that goes with my coffee. Like a cinnamon doughnut.

    But I also at my age need for some good regularity. High fiber.

    So it tastes and looks like mini cinnamon crunch donuts but leaves quickly

    The name. Colon Blo
     
  9. saviorslegacy

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    Cinna****s

    They look similar to cheerios, but the top and bottom are stretched out.
    The catch phrase would be, "Mmmmmm, gimme some of that salty goodness" and the toy would be anything that fits through the hole in the center of the cereal! A surprise every time!
     
    Last edited: Sep 24, 2010
  10. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    GUYS!! Please pay attention where you are posting. This is in the OPEN FORUM. :mad:

    Humor and language that might be seen as normal in The Bunker is NOT for the open forum.

    JD
     
  11. orangello

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    Whitetail Wheaties, same ingredients as regular Wheaties but with each piece shaped like a lil deer, different poses. The box could be covered with deer hunting tips and trivia from different areas. It would be better if it could also be sold in a hot cereal configuration, but i don't know if deer shrinkydinks would work right.

    The prize could be some reloading components or maybe some deer whistles for the car.
     
  12. Glasshartt

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    Ok, in the interest of gender diversity, here goes:

    The cereal for strong women everywhere "ALPHA B*TCH"
     
  13. quigleysharps4570

    quigleysharps4570 New Member

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    What might the prize be? :)
     
  14. ScottA

    ScottA FAA licensed bugsmasher Lifetime Supporter

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    Name: Rocks and Twigs

    Ingredients: Basically granola (it might have been invented by hippies, but its my favorite... the real stuff, not that fake cardboard stuff)
     
  15. CA357

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    How about Cholesterol Crunch? It would be full of sugary, buttery goodness. Because real men don't give a sh*t about that organic, holistic, low fat crap.
     
  16. Gatekeeper

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    They already made the perfect manly breakfast food
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    Since its been discontinued, I've gone back to my usual
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  17. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    This is clearly just banter.

    Everyone knows that any Alpha Male's Breakfast starts out with being woke out of a sound, exhaustive sleep by some sort of strange smell, bump, crash or otherwise creak/crack in the floorboards of one's known residence.

    Leaving the bed in a stealthy stance, one foot careful to mind the delicate silk of 'her" wardrobe you recklessly discarded on the floor as you make your way towards the door.

    Making your way in pitch black, with only your Mind's Eye guiding you, one foot slowly over the other, in a moving side stance ready to both spring and flatten in the event & caliber when you are confronted, you make your from room to room, floor to floor in an attempt to locate the perceived intruder.

    Nearing the kitchen you can smell something familiar, but not before you are attacked by Yohiro and Vladimir, your private security Ninjas. They attempt to take you out, pulling no punches as you enter the Dance of Death before you get the upperhand, holding back on your last vicious strike as you see the opening, solice in the fact that you have won yet another round.

    Breakfast is served by Yohiro & Vladimir in your private bamboo garden with record size Koi being fed from your hand as the sun rises over the expanse of your thousand acre estate.

    What you eat is nowhere near as important as what you do to GET to eat it.

    The same way your cavemen forefathers did it....;)

    JD
     
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  18. CA357

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    Okay, I'll see you later. I'm gonna' go kill breakfast.
     
  19. CourtJester

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    Idea killer
     
  20. YoungGunWill

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    Hmmm i know NAILED its a black box full of assorted nails and you only get the prize if you dont eat em with milk. They would clean you out better than prunes, your daily fill of iron from the really rusty ones and they would never go stale:p