Man and woman, preferably married, wanted for expedition to Mars

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Bigcountry02, Mar 2, 2013.

  1. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    I said no way to this and I would be the first to be pushed out the airlock for my bad habits!

    Any takers, call now!

    http://in.news.yahoo.com/man-woman-preferably-married-wanted-expedition-mars-002302624--sector.html

    CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (Reuters) - A nonprofit foundation wants to recruit a man and a woman - possibly a married couple - for a bare-bones, 501-day journey to Mars and back that would start in less than five years, project organizers said on Wednesday.

    The spacecraft will be bare-bones, with about 600 cubic feet (17 cubic meters) of living space available for a two-person crew. Mission planners would like to fly a man and a woman, preferably a married couple who would be compatible during a long period of isolation.

    The capsule would be outfitted with a life-support system similar to the one NASA uses on the space station, which recycles air, water, urine and perspiration.
     
  2. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    well i love my wife and lots, but even that might be pushing the limits! 501 days! not me. i want to stay married!:eek:
     

  3. Colby

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    I can think of a couple that should be sent to Mars.
     
  4. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    are we thinking about the same couple? if so, maybe they could get marooned on another planet!:D
     
  5. nitestalker

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    I may check into this, me and Mooshell will be getting kicked out of the White House about that time.:p
     

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  6. Tackleberry1

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    Is there any Gun Contol on Mars?

    I'm pretty sure I'd have fewer LIBTARD neighbors!

    Tack
     
  7. 25-5

    25-5 New Member

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    Wouldn't they just be going home!
     
  8. locutus

    locutus Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Geez, and I thought BORG cubes were bad with 6000 cu ft per occupant!:p
     
  9. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    OK all yue "BRAINY-ACKS" , how much "viagra " should I pack.....? :confused:
     
  10. trip286

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    501 days in zero grav. And my God, how dumb can you guys be? Think of the SEX POSITIONS you can pull off for 501 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, what the hell else are you going to DO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Dango seems to be the only one thinking along the same lines I am. *high five*

    Where's the sign up sheet? Wait, gotta make a text real quick...
     
  11. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Sick minds do tend to (SHMELT)...........! High five back at yue..! :D
     
  12. Car54

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    Can it be just a wife? Or maybe I'll sign both of us up and just before the rocket leaves the pad, I'll exit the craft to use the employees bathroom.
     
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  13. Zombiegirl

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    I was thinkin't it but I was thinking logistics. Can you imagine a happy ending that got loose in zero gravity???? Sorry, I know someone else here had to be thinking it too......
     
  14. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yue sayin yue got a thing for the UPS guy.....? :confused:
     
  15. Zombiegirl

    Zombiegirl New Member

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    Ummm....not the comment about leaving the spouse at the launching pad, the other comment above. Not appropriate to explain in the Clubhouse....
     
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  16. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Lol....
    That's why your don't pull it.... Never mind.

    Wear a Jimmy. Tie it off.
     
  17. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Swaller.....................? :eek: :)
     
  18. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Viagra? Maybe two dozen. After a couple of weeks you will hate each other so much the will have to send companion craft with Marriage therapists, attorneys, judges, EMTs and surgeons.

    Better to not be married. At least then you will have a chance.
     
  19. partdeux

    partdeux Well-Known Member

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    do we have to be married to EACH OTHER?
     
  20. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Maybe I'm the exception here! My lovely wife and I , side by side , every day , for 26 years , ran our own business together and there really is no one else I'd rather make laugh..! :) Every day , every night , except on rare occasion I was doing something too crazy for her..!

    Really..! :)

    Now , of these "RARE" occasions ,(Four Times a year), she was there ,watching , eating here Xanax and going over my (LIFE-INSURANCE-POLICY)........! :p

    PS-eth..!: Any body looking for a good pre-slimed , road hard and put away wet , TABLE SAW......? :D
     
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