Man and wife went golfing

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, Apr 24, 2010.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    A man entered the emergency room with a 3 iron wrapped around his neck, large bruises all about his head and body along with scrapes and cuts. The Dr. on duty looked at him and said, “My God man what happened?”

    The man said, “ I don’t really know, my wife and I were out golfing this morning and on the 6th hole she sliced real bad and her ball went into the cow pasture next to the course, we climbed the fence to look for the ball and we looked and looked and could not find it. We were about to go when I looked up and saw what I thought was her ball, I walked over and looked closely and sure enough her ball was between the *** cheeks of a cow. So I picked up the cows tail and yelled to my wife, Honey I think this looks like yours. And she went wild.”
     
  2. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Always a good one! Thanks, opaww.
     

  3. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    Always need a good laugh for a Saturday afternoon!

    Thanks!
     
  4. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Told that one to my wife.







    Like hell I did!! Clubs are too expensive to risk losing one!! :D
     
  5. Glasshartt

    Glasshartt New Member

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    I think he got what he deserved. ;)
     
  6. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    YOU would :rolleyes:
     
  7. dnthmn2004

    dnthmn2004 New Member

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    LOL! Good one. and I thought it was going to be a Tiger Woods joke...