Man and wife went golfing

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, Jul 12, 2009.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    A man entered the emergency room with a 3 iron wrapped around his neck, large bruises all about his head and body along with scrapes and cuts. The Dr. on duty looked at him and said, “My God man what happened?”

    The man said, “ I don’t really know, my wife and I were out golfing this morning and on the 6th hole she sliced real bad and her ball went into the cow pasture next to the course, we climbed the fence to look for the ball and we looked and looked and could not find it. We were about to go when I looked up and saw what I thought was her ball, I walked over and looked closely and sure enough her ball was between the *** cheeks of a cow. So I picked up the cows tail and yelled to my wife, Honey I think this looks like yours. And she went wild.”
     
  2. RL357Mag

    RL357Mag New Member

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    ROFLMAO....very funny!
     

  3. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    Hilarious, and one I've never heard. Thanks for the good laugh! :D
     
  4. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    LOL, another good one opaww, very funny. :D
     
  5. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. :D
     
  6. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    LMAO - Very Funny Opaww!!
     
  7. mrm14

    mrm14 Active Member

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    Oh my god. Some of the nastiest humor I've seen on this site. I LOVE IT! Whats so good about it is no vulgar language.The best vulgarities have no foul words. Again, most excellent!