Male contraceptive... Side effects?

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  1. BeyondTheBox

    BeyondTheBox New Member

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    I recently read something about a new concept of contraception, this time a pill for men. Hasn't been approved, apparently, but I'm very interested and can't wait to see what comes of it.

    Anyway, just thought it might be fun to predict the "possible" side effects.

    I once dated a stripper whom had to take pills for some severe allergy, or something, and one of those incidental and infrequent side effects was "black hairy tongue". I swear it, read it on the bottle myself. Not sure if it was a missprint or not, but it remains a fact that those fine print things on all the prescriptions we take are absolutely ridiculous.
     
  2. PrimePorkchop

    PrimePorkchop New Member

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    Well... This is just me, but I'm not taking any pills that aim to destroy anything going on "down there"

    The whole purpose of this pill would be anti pregnancy ... There's better ways that don't risk it turning green and falling off because I some side effect that got swept under the rug or some FDA jagoff that got bought out to keep silent

    Same thing happened with that yaz implant ... Now millions of women are regretting that implant that promised oh so care free sex
     

  3. BeyondTheBox

    BeyondTheBox New Member

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    I'll use it gladly, in combination with the old school methods.

    But thats not the point, this is for fun.

    Side effect: Big toes fall off.
     
  4. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    The pill will actually alter brainwaves.
    It will create the illusion in your mind that every woman you see looks like Rosie Odonell, thus preventing an erection for 48 hours.
    Pregnancy rates are going to drop like a granite zepplin.
     
  5. roscoguy

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    Possible side effects include: heightened fashion sense, interest in feng shui, development of strong distaste for beer. :eek:
     
  6. dog2000tj

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQfzwFloVqA[/ame]


    oh, it was something alright :rolleyes:
     
  7. PrimePorkchop

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    Oops ... My apologies... I see what you're doing now lol sorry
     
  8. tri70

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    Will work like a laxative if used more the 2x in 24 hrs.:D
     
  9. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    relax, have some fun ..... :p
     

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  10. Zombiegirl

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    If you're dating strippers, I suggest a full body condom or else your thing might fall off....the only side effect is not getting an STD.
     
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  11. BeyondTheBox

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    Touche!! Hahahaa

    Young, dumb, full of, eh, you get the idea. It's been several years. Don't judge me.
     
  12. Zombiegirl

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    Too late. I've already made a mental note of judgment. Just kidding. :)
     
  13. BeyondTheBox

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    Side effects may be: shrivelled penis, leaking anus, violent projectile diarrhea and swollen left butt cheek.
     
  14. BeyondTheBox

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    An undying love for teeniebop bubblegum music, sore or bleeding gums, ascending testicles and uncontrollable crying to Sarah McLachlan music.
     
  15. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    isn't there already medication that causes all that? :eek:
     
  16. BeyondTheBox

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    Wouldn't surprise me one bit.
     
  17. boatme98

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    Sorry, these are all taken by "Baked Potato Chips".
     
  18. BeyondTheBox

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    Third nipple on scrotum
     
  19. winds-of-change

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    The side effect? Takes away all sexual desire.
     
  20. ineverFTF

    ineverFTF New Member

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    Madam i assure you that no matter what you do to a man, mentally, physically, or spiritually. He will ALWAYS have sexual desires.
    Always. Like for ever. Guys have been know to "pop up" in their caskets because a fair young woman wore something a little to revealing to the ceremony.
     
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