look what they want banned in the UK now

Great Britain WILL be the safest country in the world even if it kills you...

eldar

 

It won't stop. If they get this it will be forks next. Or hammers or screw drivers or golf clubs or baseball bats or sticks and stones.........

 

Wow...................
Please tell me this is a joke .if it isn't I hope I don't live to see that day comes since it looks like we're on our way there too in a few years

 

Why would this be a joke?
When they are crazy, these things make sense to them.

There is a new mental illness that manifests itself in fear of fire-arms and other inanimate objects.

 

Old news!

The Libery Crier should try reading and summarizing articles that were published more recently than seven and a half years ago. This is old news. They even devised V-tip safety knives.

More recently they have been switching to light plastic beer mugs as heavy glass "pints" have been determined to be weapons in the hands of common, drunken, Britons.

 

The Brits will soon look like this:

 

I'm ashamed and embarrassed to be assosiated with this.

I guess my profile pic would make them s××t themselves.

 

What do they want banned now, Piers Morgan!?!?

 

New one on me and i live in the UK. I wouldn't take it to seriously its stupid and will never happen.

You will find this at some concerts but i have never seen it in a bar. As for firearms apart from machine-guns i can get the same as a lot of states in America. PS And no mag-cap limit.

 

I will be signing the petition calling for him to stay in the USA!

 

What about the people who choke on pieces of food that are too big for one bite and to hard to cut with a spork?

 

looks like I better get used to eating Chinese from now on!

 

We already have certain banned "assault" knives such as push daggers, autos, and butterfly knives.

No idea what evidence they had to suggest this ban was nessasary or justifiable, more likely it just fealt good to do. The Czech Republic have no knife regulations and their crime rates are no different to ours.

 

In the uk you can't keep your guns in your house and if I recall correctly you can't own a handgun, there is no state in the U.S like that, only some cities.

 

Pretty soon the UK will ban anything pointy. Any forks must have a parliament approved cork attached to the end. Doing so will reduce the cases of self inflicted eye stabbings over 45% although due to the awkwardness of eating with the new "cork fork" stains on ones shirts are expected to rise 90%

 

Why don't they just ban crime?

 

Funny you should say that.

When forks were first introduced to European nobility, the guests at the dinner poarty tried to stab each other with them. I heard about this on Modern Marvels a few years back.

 

Well, I think you guys said that as well, as the hand gun ban hit you, didn`t you?

Pierce Morgan, in all the discussions he lead, always favored for the small amount of gun crime in GB.
Well, he is absolutely correct. There havn`t been any murders comitted with hand guns.
They only had the rampage froma taxi driver with his shot gun.....but that dosn`t count, I guess.
Also, according to Scottland Yard statistics, the amount of crime sky rocketed after the gun ban hit Britain.
But who cares about crime, assault, rape, robery, manslaughter and murder, as long as as firearms havn`t been involved?