Little Johnny are you an Obama Fan?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Last Crow, Apr 27, 2010.

  1. Last Crow

    Last Crow New Member

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    A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

    Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny .

    The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

    Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

    The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

    The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

    Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

    With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."
     
  2. doctherock

    doctherock New Member

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    that was a good one, clean little johnny joke too.
     

  3. Car54

    Car54 New Member

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    Gun Control

    Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

    Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

    Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said:

    "Well, dumbass, stop clapping!"
     
  4. Txhillbilly

    Txhillbilly Well-Known Member

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    I liked them both. Good humor!