Lindsay Lohan to play Linda Lovelace

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by lonyaeger, May 5, 2010.

  1. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Did she finally drop the "No Nudity" clause in her contract now that she is a D- list celebrity??

    Because that is the only thing that is going to make me watch something with her in it these days.

    If this was the corn-fed hottie from Mean Girls, I would check out just about anything with her in it, but now a days???
     

  2. dunerunner

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  3. canebrake

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    Her boobs are too big!
     
  4. Benning Boy

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    I hope she can pull off the stretch as a drug addict tramp. That will take some fancy acting.
     
  5. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    1 - That is a disturbing statement coming from you.

    2 - Have you seen her lately?? Crack Whore Skinny....
     
  6. suprdave

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    I'm intrigued...
     
  7. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    I absolutely agree with that!
     
  8. NGIB

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    I saw the original in an actual movie theater...
     
  9. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger Active Member

    ......huh?
     
  10. canebrake

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    Linda Lovelace would've been on the cover of Crack Whore magazine in the '70s, if crack had been invented.

    Her only claim to "big" were her orifices'. (And her appetite, Insatiable! [1980])
     
  11. suprdave

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    I would still give her the best thirty seconds of her life...:D
     
  12. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    Triple wrap and wear a decon suit on top!
     
  13. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    *gag* *choke* *ack* She told me that once. :D
     
  14. DrumJunkie

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    hahhahahahahahahaaaa!!