You've been unemployed since 2009. You can't look at another Cup-O-Soup without wretching. You decide to take the plunge. You figure, "Even if they find me out and fire me, at least I got a couple of paychecks in." So the format goes like this: I worked at Acme Corp for 12 years, until 2009. I was laid off due to economy cuts. Then I____________________. Go!