With the recent turkey clubbing, and now the giant candy cane attack, I got to thinking: You are at a mall where some nut is on a rampage. Drawing your weapon will upset the sheeple. You happen to be in a candy store. What confection will you select to end the madness? Personally, I think Pixie sticks are made for combat. Tear both ends off the paper straw, and blow the powdered candy into his eyes. Follow up with a strike from a bulk bag of Atomic Fireballs, and you are a hero.