Lessons from Batman.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Shihan, May 9, 2011.

  1. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!"
    Batman: "Easily."
    Robin: "Easily."
    Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."
    Robin: "Thank you."
    Batman: "You're welcome."

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    Batman: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."
    Robin: "No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket."
    Batman: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

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    Batman: "Nobody wants war."
    Robin: "Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours."
    Batman: "Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years."

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    Batman: "What took you so long, Batgirl?"
    Batgirl: "Rush hour traffic, plus all the lights were against me. And you wouldn't want me to speed, would you?"
    Robin: "Your good driving habits almost cost us our lives!"
    Batman: "Rules are rules, Robin. But you do have a point."

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    Batman: "Robin, you haven't fastened your safety bat-belt."
    Robin: "We're only going a couple of blocks."
    Batman: "It won't be long until you are old enough to get a driver's license, Robin, and you'll be able to drive the Batmobile and other vehicles. Remember, motorist safety."
    Robin: "Gosh, Batman, when you put it that way.."

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    Robin: "Self-control is sure tough sometimes, Batman!"
    Batman: "All virtues are, old chum. Indeed, that's why they're virtues."
     
  2. Jesse17

    Jesse17 New Member

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    My favorite was the Batman movie with Robin in it.

    Robin: Holly metal, Batman.
    Batman: What?
    Robin: This metal, it has holes in it.
     

  3. Dillinger

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    Holey Rusted Metal Batman!

    The surface. It's made of rusted metal and full of holes.

    Batman Forever - Clearly the WORST of the franchise.... LOL
     
  4. gregs887

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  5. cpttango30

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    I'm sorry but that is effing funny.... They should have stopped when Danny Diveto was that penguin idiot. After that they all SUCK ***. The last one was the WORST it was only popular because of that Idiot dude that played the joker OD on heroin. He he wouldn't have done that the movie would have TANKED big time.
     
  6. Entelzha

    Entelzha New Member

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  7. gregs887

    gregs887 New Member

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    Just don't ask him about his parents...


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