Well, I've been ridiculously busy lately, but on my own word, I've got something I need to do... So it's time for Legato's Amazing Membership Giveaway! I didn't have time to come up with anything interesting, so I'm going to be lazy and let you guys do all the work. Basically, tell us a story. Preferably a true story. It should have something to do with firearms: safety, hunting (of any kind), or just a tale about something amusing that happened to you and your buddies at the range. I'm looking for something that has a moral, or an important bit of wisdom you've learned from experience. Or at least a good laugh. Try to limit entries to a couple of paragraphs, I'm not looking for War and Peace here. Once we're up to (oh, I don't know...) 20 entries, I'll pick my favorite 5 or so and we'll let the forum members vote on a winner. I will donate enough for a 1-year supporting membership to whoever has the winning post. So get to it!