Some might not find this funny, but I did. Local retired Marine got pi$$ed at a lawnmower. Shot it 8 time with a .45. Still doesn't run.
Tell him about the Clark Custom Guns's 460 Rowland kit! Won't make the mower run but he will have fun shootin' it!
A few years back, a friend of mine bought his first house and a cheap used push mower. After using it a couple of times, he pulled a muscle in his back when the starter rope broke on him. He was peeved...so much so, that he grabbed his 870 and some slugs. Shot the damn thing 3x's and hurt his back worse. 2 days later, he rolled it into the woods as best he could to let it rot. I laughed so hard when he told me the story, that I pulled an ab muscle. It comes up once in a while and we just laugh. Mowers can be detrimental to your health and apparently your ammo supply.
Same shiza happens to me with LawnMowers. Just buy honda engine lawnmowers....because the regular craftsmen we get break every 2 years.
A redneck i went to high school with got so sick of the pull start that he tackwelded a socket on the mower & used a big drill to spin it up. I never really looked at how he did it, but i did understand the why.
Fixed. You don't have to pay her. Edit: and now I'll continue to sit in my apartment. Alone. Edit x2: For a 100th post, this is kinda a lame post. So here are a bunch of guns
I have never had too much trouble with 4 strokes. It's the 2 strokes that make my blood boil. I'll bet I could win a chainsaw throwing contest. I think my best distance for a 24" chainsaw is about 80 feet.
Your just buying the wrong saw. my echo and stihl will start woith two pulls. no matter what time of the year it is.
DeWALT starts a new product line The DeWALT AR Nail Pro can set a 16D nail at 200 yards. Now you can build that fence from your front porch.
Now THATS classic! The new ones with the Lithium metal halide batteries have MUCH better range though. The old NiCads develop a "memory" and before you know it all you have is an expensive brad nailer...
