Laugh for the day.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by bobbyb13, May 19, 2009.

  1. bobbyb13

    bobbyb13 New Member

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    Some might not find this funny, but I did. Local retired Marine got pi$$ed at a lawnmower. Shot it 8 time with a .45. Still doesn't run.:)
     
  2. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Tell him about the Clark Custom Guns's 460 Rowland kit!

    Won't make the mower run but he will have fun shootin' it!


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  3. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

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    A few years back, a friend of mine bought his first house and a cheap used push mower. After using it a couple of times, he pulled a muscle in his back when the starter rope broke on him. He was peeved...so much so, that he grabbed his 870 and some slugs. Shot the damn thing 3x's and hurt his back worse. 2 days later, he rolled it into the woods as best he could to let it rot. I laughed so hard when he told me the story, that I pulled an ab muscle. It comes up once in a while and we just laugh. Mowers can be detrimental to your health and apparently your ammo supply. :D
     
  4. JiroZero713

    JiroZero713 Active Member

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    Same shiza happens to me with LawnMowers.

    Just buy honda engine lawnmowers....because the regular craftsmen we get break every 2 years.
     
  5. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    A redneck i went to high school with got so sick of the pull start that he tackwelded a socket on the mower & used a big drill to spin it up. I never really looked at how he did it, but i did understand the why.
     
  6. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Learn to use the proper thing to mow the lawn.







    Teenagers.
     
  7. Ubergopher

    Ubergopher New Member

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    Fixed. You don't have to pay her.

    Edit: and now I'll continue to sit in my apartment. Alone.

    Edit x2: For a 100th post, this is kinda a lame post.

    So here are a bunch of guns

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    Last edited: May 20, 2009
  8. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I have never had too much trouble with 4 strokes. It's the 2 strokes that make my blood boil. I'll bet I could win a chainsaw throwing contest. I think my best distance for a 24" chainsaw is about 80 feet.
     
  9. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Your just buying the wrong saw.

    my echo and stihl will start woith two pulls. no matter what time of the year it is.
     
  10. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    DeWALT starts a new product line

    The DeWALT AR Nail Pro can set a 16D nail at 200 yards. Now you can build that fence from your front porch.

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  11. Minionsram

    Minionsram New Member

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    Well I know I sure as hell am not holding the boards for you:D
     
  12. RL357Mag

    RL357Mag New Member

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    Now THATS classic! The new ones with the Lithium metal halide batteries have MUCH better range though. The old NiCads develop a "memory" and before you know it all you have is an expensive brad nailer...