Ladies and Gentlemen...!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    What traits would make for your true soul mate ? Auh , by the way , I just bought another Ruger.! :)
     
  2. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Money. I don't mean doctor or CEO money. I'm talking about Oprah rich.
     

  3. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    You dawg..........! :D
     
  4. JW357

    JW357 New Member

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    Well she would have to be exactly like my wife.

    Oh, right, already found her.

    :)

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  5. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    And the lucky dog you are!

    For me, like some rap trash I heard once, but I'll elaborate a bit...

    A lady, absolutely beyond reproach, on the street; but an absolute, total, nasty, filthy little freak in the bed.

    Mama and big sister have to like her. And she gotta love my son. No ifs, and's, or buts, and no compromise.

    I can handle a woman who's not the perfect lady, and who isn't as adventurous as me in the bedroom, but that part about my mom, sister, and son? No. I will never budge on that again. I've done it once (with the mother of said son), and I'll never do it again.

    Am I a mama's boy? Proudly. She's known me all my life, has taken care of me, nurtured me, raised me up with very little help until we moved in with my granddad, and then she met my step dad, an incredibly amazing man who I thank god every day of my life for sending to us.

    My sister? She's my voice of reason (and I'm an incredibly unreasonable person) and a vicious guard dog. She'd kill for me. Why not listen to her?

    My son? Nothing should need to be said here, but I'll say it. He wasn't supposed to live. I was told he'd never leave the hospital alive. But he did. He's my miracle, my favorite fighter, my pride and joy. Hurt him, I will ruin you.

    Beyond that, there has to be the usual compatibility. While I don't hold race mixing against others, I prefer to be with someone of my own race. Similar religious beliefs, similar morals, similar lifestyle, similar likes in foods, similar taste in movies, similar desires for the future, the normal stuff that many people look to for the most basic levels of compatibility.
     
  6. towboater

    towboater Well-Known Member

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    But would ya marry Oprah and do the things needed to keep her sexually happy?
     
  7. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    yes..................! :D
     
  8. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Sir, I would do things I know aren't legal in this state. :D
     
  9. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Here I am talking about wanting a nasty filthy freak...

    And y'all just grossed me out.
     
  10. rockratt

    rockratt Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    One of ya is a sick b-----d and the other might be onto something or on something. I'll let you figure out which is which......:D
     
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  11. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I,m Bi-polar.................! :D
     
  12. nitestalker

    nitestalker New Member

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    I thought Bi-Polar was 2 big white bears?:confused:
     
  13. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I think you meant balls....? :confused:
     
  14. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Everything from her would be in 3 word sentences:

    I Love You
    I am sorry
    Bought new gun
    Let's eat out
    Go watch TV

    For some examples.
     
  15. DrFootball

    DrFootball disappointed & disgusted, But DETERMINED... Lifetime Supporter

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    So you guys have not figured out that her "Man" Steadman is a "Beard"? Oprah is Gay, her lover is her Pal Gayle.....
     
  16. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    Soul mate. schmole mate. What the hell is this a dating site?

    Where are the pics of the new Ruger dango??????????????:mad:
     
  17. Jagermeister

    Jagermeister New Member

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    Can soul mates be just friends? You meet someone from the opposite sex who is like you in so many ways it is crazy.
     
  18. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Yeah, that can happen. It seems to bring some kind of emotional turmoil when it does.
     
  19. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    We'll , yes ! When you taking me to dinner ? Auh ...the finest foods and I,m not easy pal..!:p
     
  20. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    QUOTE=dango;1492793]We'll , yes ! When you taking me to dinner ? Auh ...the finest foods and I,m not easy pal..!:p[/QUOTE]

    Wow. And to think I mistook you for a cheap date. :p Luv ya, Dango.