Know your CPR!

Discussion in 'Training & Safety' started by canebrake, Apr 13, 2011.

  1. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Now this is how it should be taught in schools! :D
     

  2. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    I think I would like a cigarette, now.:)
     
  3. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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  4. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Hell of a time to be the wrong sex!! :(
     
  5. 7point62

    7point62 Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I think I'm having a heart attack.
     
  6. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    Damn, and I just yesterday sat through a four-hour CPR/AED class with a
    300-pound male instructor!
     
  7. dnthmn2004

    dnthmn2004 New Member

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    Thats all the training I need. Better than sitting through a class.
     
  8. USNWO

    USNWO New Member

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    No way we could use this for recruits...they'd be too busy playing with their dicks to do anything useful.
     
  9. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    You say that like it's a bad thing!! :D
     
  10. USNWO

    USNWO New Member

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    It is when I need them to shoot their rifles, not their guns. But hey...it when I land in their face make them do so many push ups their arms fall off, we won't have a problem, shall we? :rolleyes:
     
  11. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    I can remember that time in my life and the push ups just made my back, shoulders and arms stronger. Never learned to tie those damned knots doing push ups. :D
     
  12. USNWO

    USNWO New Member

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    Well then, perhaps a good deck scrubbing? I'm sure I can find a deck or two on a carrier that needs some scrubbing. Did I mention the with a toothbrush part? :D
     
  13. PanBaccha

    PanBaccha New Member

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    Wow! Beats any CPR instructions I've been given. :)

    What's CPR for a New Yorker?
    "Hey!" kicking the unconscious man on the ground. "Get the f**k up!"
     
  14. Sniper03

    Sniper03 Supporting Member Supporter

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    I think I would like to sign up to be an assistant!

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  15. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    OK, so what was that tape measure for? :D
     
  16. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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  17. FaTmAn

    FaTmAn New Member

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    Im 100 % next in line to be the dummy
     
  18. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    You do have to admit it IS somewhat unforgettable... :)