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Discussion in 'Training & Safety' started by canebrake, Apr 13, 2011.
Now this is how it should be taught in schools!
I think I would like a cigarette, now.
Oh, for crissake!!!
Hell of a time to be the wrong sex!!
I think I'm having a heart attack.
Damn, and I just yesterday sat through a four-hour CPR/AED class with a
300-pound male instructor!
Thats all the training I need. Better than sitting through a class.
No way we could use this for recruits...they'd be too busy playing with their dicks to do anything useful.
You say that like it's a bad thing!!
It is when I need them to shoot their rifles, not their guns. But hey...it when I land in their face make them do so many push ups their arms fall off, we won't have a problem, shall we?
I can remember that time in my life and the push ups just made my back, shoulders and arms stronger. Never learned to tie those damned knots doing push ups.
Well then, perhaps a good deck scrubbing? I'm sure I can find a deck or two on a carrier that needs some scrubbing. Did I mention the with a toothbrush part?
Wow! Beats any CPR instructions I've been given.
What's CPR for a New Yorker?
"Hey!" kicking the unconscious man on the ground. "Get the f**k up!"
I think I would like to sign up to be an assistant!
OK, so what was that tape measure for?
Im 100 % next in line to be the dummy
You do have to admit it IS somewhat unforgettable...