Just released from Obama's Re-Education Camp

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jesse17, Jul 15, 2009.

  1. Jesse17

    Jesse17 New Member

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    I apparently posted some comments about the powers to be that were not well received. I've just returned from a two month stay in an Obama re-education camp. I've now seen the error in my ways, and I'm returning here to collect names for The-Big-O so that he may show you why guns are evil and we should all become mindless socialist followers of the messiah.

    No I'm kidding! I've just been really busy.

    Sorry for the long absence. My hard drive crashed, then I had several friends and family come visit for a week or longer at a time, and I got sucked into building a website for a horse club in the area. Not to mention it's fencing season, etc. Oh yeah, I've been helping out at a Summer Youth .22 shooting class. Just busy as heck in general.

    Anyway, I couldn't go any longer without checking in here, so I'm finally back. I noticed while I was gone that the Survival Tip thread I started is ready to be voted on. Please read this thread, and help tell me how to set up a poll for 54 options, so I can get the free membership for the winner paid for.

    JD, I'm not going to try to catch up on two months worth of post, so just tell me, how was your vacation? What else did I miss while I was gone? No one shot any .357s through their roofs while I was gone did they?
     
  2. skullcrusher

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    Been wondering where you have been, Jesse.

    The Quick version:

    JD almost died on his vacation, but recovered to enjoy it.

    Nobody else has admitted to shooting their own house.

    There are many new Supporters.

    One guy has so far been banned 4x's under 4 different names (Yard Call)

    Several new gun pictures and range reports. :D

    Opaww is back (thank the big guy)! :D

    Plus all of the crazy and stupid stuff. :p

    Stick around this time will ya!
     

  3. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Welcome back. :cool:
     
  4. Jesse17

    Jesse17 New Member

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    Wait, wait, you have to tell me more. How did JD almost die? Did they eat at that guy's house where you pay what you feel the meal was worth? What happened?
     
  5. skullcrusher

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    No not Roland's Magic Garden or Hostel situation. Colon issues, emergency surgery and a huge credit card charge, I'm sure he will tell you about it. You can find it in a thread, but I don't remember which one.:confused:

    There are even pics of a very hairy JD recouping on the beach. :eek:
     
  6. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    Welcome back...
     
  7. LegatoRedrivers

    LegatoRedrivers New Member

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    Glad you're back. Don't worry, we can short out that chip they put in the back of your neck in Obama-Camp. I saw it on Stargate, looked pretty straight-forward... :D All we need is a hot blond doctor to preform the resuscitation.
     
  8. IGETEVEN

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    Welcome back and most of the exciting stuff has all happened within the last week or so. Very interesting reading.
     
  9. Dillinger

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    Hey Jesse's back - about damn time. Sorry I missed this thread, but it would appear I was well represented... LOL

    Had a cyst develop that was leeching my waste directly into my blood stream. Had to call the ambulance because I thought I was having a heart attack ( first reaction to the excess poisons in the body ), that took 1 hr and 7 minutes to travel about 30 minutes. :eek: Got the bill on that the other day, $213 US - not as bad as I thought.

    Had to have emergency surgery to have the cyst removed and stayed two days in their version of ICU. That was $12K I had to pay on my credit cards to be able to leave the friggin hospital. They don't have to bill outside the Islands for medical insurance according to local laws. That's nice. I am still fighting with the insurance company about coverage and reimbursement. :mad:

    BobbyB13 sent a duck to my place, but there was an invasion of mallards reported across the country. Cane was in on the invasion, Benning got converted first, jo da plumber was holding the fort in Kali, and Skullchrusher was doing his best to coordinate defenses, but that damn duck got through and has infested HQ. :D

    Asmel came to the US and stayed at Cane's house. Apparently Cane is quite the host and cook, so make your reservations early.

    We have had a ton of new members sign up and support the site.

    Ineffable and Benning have been competing for wittiest post to end up in another's signature. Ineff is winning, and he won a signature bet from me on a stupid MMA fight that was ghey as hell. Benning has been trying his best though and came up with soem great threads.

    And, tango went on a series of rants that ended with him going on a trip to Kalifornia and having problems with the airline....LOL

    That about catches you up to speed...

    JD
     
  10. Jesse17

    Jesse17 New Member

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    Wow JD, I'm glad to see you made it! That sucks having to deal with insurance on that kind of thing. I'm guessing they're telling you that the hospital wasn't an approved provider, or that you needed prior approval for the surgery? They'll do anything they can to get out of paying their share!

    Thanks for the update on what I missed. I read most of the "Duck Wars"...ehh...that was different:eek:
     
  11. Dillinger

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    Normally I am of the same opinion as you about insurance companies, but I had two things going for me on this occassion.

    1) I had my yearly physical the exact week before I left for the trip - about 4 days prior actually, and had a clean bill of health other than a slightly low BP ( due to medication I am taking to combat Pre-Hypertension ).

    2) The hospital on the Caymens that I got taken too is the one that all the cruise ships air lift people too if they have to hospitalize a patient while they are in the Caribbean.

    My insurance company, Lineco out of Minnesota, just cut me a reimbursement check that showed up yesterday, so that made me pretty happy.

    The bill was $12K at the hospital and the insurance cut me a check for $10,419 - so I can't really complain too loudly all things being considered. I am alive and well, and I have made more at work than the $1600 in difference in costs, so I consider this pretty equal in the Grand Scheme of the Universe.

    I was definitely lucky..... dodged the Gravelings for the second time.....:eek:

    JD
     
  12. canebrake

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    Hey Jesse, haven't seen you sense early May! Glad to have ya back!

    I think we need to start marking time by the amount of freedom lost.

    It's sameo-sameo here, we're still full-up on crazy and dumb looks are still free! [​IMG]
     
  13. Jesse17

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    Cane, I totally agree. What kind of calendar do you have in mind for the next 3 1/2 years (hopefully less, I don't know if our country can survive a full 4 year term)?
     
  14. Benning Boy

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    Wait, I'm doing what?

    Jesse, glad you're back. Let me catch you up.

    Tango is now a Moderator, and has banned every third new member.

    J.D. is the official U.S. franchisee of Roland's Secret Garden.

    The June Giveaway was a dream date with Sarah Palin.

    Skull was arrested for doing a street performance of his "It rubs the lotion on it's skin" dance.

    And it was revealed that Steven Seagal became a member, under the name IGETEVEN.

    Welcome back!
     
  15. canebrake

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    It won't go the full 4; I see the tipping point happening in 6 months. Sooner if one more of these idiotic save the world projects get approval. There is no shortage of stupid ideas. And there are no stupid venture capitalists’! WE can only borrow or print money for so long, and then the house of cards collapses! (Rapidly)

    It will start when criminal charges start to be doled out to dirty elected officials. Easiest route in, investigate Goldman Sachs. That one goes all the way to the top.

    A second potential trigger point would be the assignation of (or attempt on) Glen Beck. Kudos to Fox for giving him the freedom to speak to truth.