Just a little humor from the Marines

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Dzscubie, Jan 5, 2010.

  1. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    Bumper-Stickers Seen On Cherry Point & Camp Lejeune Marine Bases.


    • "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

    • " U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

    • "Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"

    • "Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"

    • " U.S. Marines - Travel Agents To Allah"

    • "Stop Global Whining"

    • "When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

    • "The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

    • "Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

    • "Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

    • "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

    • "Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

    • "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

    • "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

    • "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

    • "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

    • "One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

    • "Do Draft-Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

    • "My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

    • "Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

    • "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

    • "If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

    • "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." ...Ronald Reagan
     
  2. Louisville

    Louisville New Member

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    Top likes. Thanks for posting it.
     

  3. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Thanks for sharing scube.
     
  4. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Very good stuff. Thanks, Scube!
     
  5. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Nice post Subie.....and my respect to the jar heads, but I am pretty sure some of them ditties were "acquisitioned" from the Army.....I am just saying.....

    HOOAHH! ;)

    Jack
     
  6. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Gotta love Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. Every one of them. *respect*

    Thanks for the posting!

    JD