[Mister Dave]

 

[JTJ]

The turtle or one of the elephants will catch you.

 

[Mister Dave]

 

[Mister Dave]

 

[Mister Dave]

 

[G66enigma]

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"Oooh, yer goin' straight to Hell for that one!"

- "Gomer Pyle," via Adrian Cronauer, in the 1987 film Good Morning Vietnam​

 

[Mister Dave]

 

[c3shooter]

the water would fall off the bottom!

So where do you think tides come from?? Sheesh!

 

[sheriffjohn]

A neighbor stopped by to check on an elderly lady.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"Trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. No matter what I do, the pieces don't fit together. According to the picture on the box, it's supposed to be a rooster." she said.

"Well, no matter what you do, it's not going to be a rooster. Let's start by putting all the cornflakes back in the box."

 

[JTJ]

 

[Mister Dave]

 

[hairbear1]

But....but....but would that mean the world is round! And then the water would fall off the bottom!

ellis

Naw it won't 'cause the Earth is spinning around that quick it spins it around like a clothes washing machine................................haven't you ever heard the term by fisho's......"the ocean was like a washing machine it was that rough!"

 

[Rifling82]

 

[winds-of-change]

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I ought to give you a couple days off for that one. I almost threw up.

 

[Mister Dave]

 

[Mister Dave]

 

[JTJ]

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I fit that description.

 

[Mister Dave]

 

[G66enigma]

Naw it won't 'cause the Earth is spinning around that quick it spins it around like a clothes washing machine................................haven't you ever heard the term by fisho's......"the ocean was like a washing machine it was that rough!"

Or, when surfing: getting "Maytagged." (No, I've no photos to show it happened. Only seared-in memories, there. And the healed abrasion scars over there. And this jagged ...)

At least we Yanks don't often have "The Man in the Grey Suit" up here. At least, no nearly so frequently as Aussies seem to.

 

[Cinderocka1989]

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I'm still getting asked for ID when I buy alcohol so I must not be there yet. Just think, now when they check ID all they have to look at is the first number of the year you were born.