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The turtle or one of the elephants will catch you.
 

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A neighbor stopped by to check on an elderly lady.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"Trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. No matter what I do, the pieces don't fit together. According to the picture on the box, it's supposed to be a rooster." she said.

"Well, no matter what you do, it's not going to be a rooster. Let's start by putting all the cornflakes back in the box."
 

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But....but....but would that mean the world is round! And then the water would fall off the bottom! :eek:

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Naw it won't 'cause the Earth is spinning around that quick it spins it around like a clothes washing machine................................haven't you ever heard the term by fisho's......"the ocean was like a washing machine it was that rough!":)
 
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Naw it won't 'cause the Earth is spinning around that quick it spins it around like a clothes washing machine................................haven't you ever heard the term by fisho's......"the ocean was like a washing machine it was that rough!":)
Or, when surfing: getting "Maytagged." (No, I've no photos to show it happened. Only seared-in memories, there. And the healed abrasion scars over there. And this jagged ...)

At least we Yanks don't often have "The Man in the Grey Suit" up here. At least, no nearly so frequently as Aussies seem to.
 

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