At the baby's first visit to the doctor, he expressed concern at the lad's somewhat underweight condition.
"Is this baby breast fed or formula fed?"
"Please strip down to your waist."
In a most professional manner, the doctor squeezed both nipples, gently and methodically massaged both breasts.
"I see why this baby is malnourished. You have no milk."
"Well, that's because I'm the grandmother. But I've really enjoyed the visit."