Yup. Only there'd be army men, black cat firecrackers, something on fire, couple of dogs sniffing/licking and one kid assigned as jigger man to watch for moms. Best forts we had were when a new house went up - or somebody got a washing machine and we got the box. Dads were mostly WWII vets so we had real stuff to play Army with. Nobody died and nobody got their eye shot out.
A man was sitting watching a football game when his wife sashayed into the living room. "How do you like my new dress?" she asked her husband. "Ummmm......O.K." he responded. A mite sharply she asked, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'UMMM.....O.K.?" "Well," he replied, "with this stay-at-home covid-19 stuff, you have put on a little weight." His death certificate read "Covid-19 related."
There was an appliance store near my house where I raised my kids and I drive a huge, old station wagon. I was always bringing home huge appliance boxes. Cheap entertainment.
Found out you're supposed to pee on jellyfish stings, not jelly stains. My apologies to the staff at Waffle House.