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  1. Nov 22, 2020 #14521
    sheriffjohn

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    Yup. Only there'd be army men, black cat firecrackers, something on fire, couple of dogs sniffing/licking and one kid assigned as jigger man to watch for moms. Best forts we had were when a new house went up - or somebody got a washing machine and we got the box.
    Dads were mostly WWII vets so we had real stuff to play Army with. Nobody died and nobody got their eye shot out.
     
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  3. Nov 23, 2020 #14522
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  5. Nov 23, 2020 #14523
    c3shooter

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    WASHING MACHINE BOX ???? Hah!

    Refrigerator box!!! Big enough for a clubhouse. Could hold 6 kids.
     
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  6. Nov 23, 2020 #14524
    Gatoragn

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    A man was sitting watching a football game when his wife sashayed into the living room.

    "How do you like my new dress?" she asked her husband.

    "Ummmm......O.K." he responded.

    A mite sharply she asked, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'UMMM.....O.K.?"

    "Well," he replied, "with this stay-at-home covid-19 stuff, you have put on a little weight."



    His death certificate read "Covid-19 related."
     
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  7. Nov 23, 2020 #14525
    winds-of-change

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    There was an appliance store near my house where I raised my kids and I drive a huge, old station wagon. I was always bringing home huge appliance boxes. Cheap entertainment.
     
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  8. Nov 23, 2020 #14526
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  9. Nov 23, 2020 #14527
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    Found out you're supposed to pee on jellyfish stings, not jelly stains.

    My apologies to the staff at Waffle House.
     
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  10. Nov 23, 2020 #14528
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  11. Nov 23, 2020 #14529
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    Biden is deciding on his new gun czar -
     

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  12. Nov 23, 2020 #14530
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