Joke Forum?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by nwrednk, Sep 11, 2010.

  1. JTJ

    JTJ Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Forget about "It is 5:00 O'clock somewhere." The way 2020 is going have a drink whenever you want one.
     
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  2. TimKS

    TimKS Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I'll drink to that.....he said with a Bloody Mary in his hand. :D
     
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  3. Rifling82

    Rifling82 Well-Known Member Supporter

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  4. PeeJay1313

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    Ya, today I got plastered with hydraulic oil. It was bad. Finished the day though.. Dam# I need another shower by 10am. Worked until 6pm. All in a days work..
     
  5. PeeJay1313

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    Could have been worse. 3000psi. I got lucky. Just another day.. I keep telling myself that.. 20200928_182437.jpeg
     
  6. Rifling82

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  8. JTJ

    JTJ Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Wow PeeJay! You look just like your avatar.:rolleyes:
     
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  9. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member Admin Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    Thai is very funny!!!!
    And in military time, 2020 is 8:20 PM. It’s acceptable to drink then.
     
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  10. jigs-n-fixture

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    When I was in Engineering school, they put a guard over the thermostat, in the engineering study lounge. Two of the alpha nerd girls bent up paper clips to wiggle through the slots, and change the settings.

    So, the university put another guard over the first guard. Again, they attacked it, but now with some fancy wire from the robotics lab. Took them ten minutes to change the temperature setting.

    The university, put on a third guard, and a new thermostat, that was digital. The girls inverted a can of dust off, and filled guards with ice.

    University installed something really fancy with no adjustments..The girls came in on a Saturday, and cut out the drywall on the other side of the wall, then wired in a radio remote. by Sunday afternoon they had repaired the drywall, and repainted to match. They could then adjust the temperature to whatever they wanted, irrespective of what the university set it for.

    WE graduated two years later. I was never sure if the University didn’t figure they had installed an override, or had just given up spending money trying to control the two of them.
     
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  11. baddog

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    Growing up on a farm you learned fast to be careful walking behind cows in the spring after they were just turned out on fresh grass after winter diet of dry hay . That is very very close to reality . Always wondered if the cows coughed on purpose ?
     
  12. Sniper03

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    THE BURGLAR

    A Burglar had broken into the home in the middle of the night.

    As he was picking up things and filling a bag when a voice sounded out!

    "Jesus is watching you"!

    The Burglar froze in his tracks and listened for a while longer. Nothing, so he began to unplug the TV.

    "Jesus is watching you"!

    The Burglar stopped and shined his flashlight all around the room seeing nothing. Then nothing for a few minutes. And he began again putting things in his bag.

    "Jesus is watching You"!

    The Burglar shining his light looked around the room very carefully.

    His light fell on a Parrot in a Cage.

    He chuckled and ask the Parrot is this you I hear!

    The Parrot said yes, it is!

    "Jesus is watching you"!

    The Burglar laughed and said, is your name Jesus?

    No! My name is Moses!

    Then the Burglar asked the Parrot. Who in the World would be stupid enough to name a you Moses.

    The Parrot replied, "The same people who named their Rottweiler "Jesus"!

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  13. JTJ

    JTJ Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Wizard of OZ is offensive to Liberals?:eek:
     
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  14. Mcsorleyprobert

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    What rhymes with orange.



    No it don’t!
     
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  15. Mister Dave

    Mister Dave Well-Known Member

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