Joke Forum?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by nwrednk, Sep 11, 2010.

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    As the great president Ronald Reagan said, "I've noticed how everyone for abortion has already been born!"
     
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    3M prescience: sell the Post-It Notes in a big stack.

    Kind of like they knew what we were thinkin'. So, now, I can make a note about the note about the note. The note rubber-banded to my finger can remind me of the one on my forehead, which can remind me of the one I left on the counter.

    One of the better features, as I slide toward decrepitude.
     
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    Just out of curiosity,,,
    Has anyone ever been subjected to,,,
    Tying a string around your finger so you wouldn't forget something?

    It's an old country thing I guess,,,
    But my grandmother, mother, and aunts all did it to us kids.

    Woe unto us if we forgot to do something,,,
    And that string was missing from your finger.

    Aarond

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    "...We cannot allow Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death to stand. By law, she will now be considered to be still alive."..."
     
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    I can relate to that. I was sent from dead winter in Alaska to Arizona.
     
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